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Summary: Al Chemist considers this project part of his search for Enlightenment.

Al Chemist

Owned by:

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Group: Hero

Hero/Villain-Nickname

The Flaming Friar

Al

Powers & Weakness

A combinations of Holy blessings, enchantments, exorcisms, potions and a few ancient relics at his disposal.

KIRBUS: Al has one big attack he uses on unholy creatures that are very dangerous and it is called the KIRBUS. After Al summons the KIRBUS from a seal of light, he is very weak and helpless as a small (2 ft tall) pink rubber like creature with fin like limbs appears. The KIRBUS then can eat all things unholy by sucking them into his mouth with a powerful vacuum wind. Once eaten the victim will find themselves in the Happy Pony Land where they are powerless and hugged and loved to death. Once the victim dies they wake up in Hell with nightmares about the Happy Pony Land.

Physical Appearance

Despite being a modern kind of guy he still wears a friar robe with the friar hair cut and lives in a place that resembles a medieval monastery and sleeps on a horse hair bed.

Personality and Interests

The objective of his current efforts is the cure for AIDS. Al Chemist considers this project part of his search for Enlightenment; however, he joins the Order of the Triad for publicity.

Flaws

Prefers dating others who are bad for him and is constantly nagging others when they are wrong.

History

The Alchemist is still a member of the Order of the Triad, which in its Hey day a strong multi-realm crime fighting group. The Triads consisted of Dr. Malachi Orpheus (A master Necromancer), Jefferson Starlight (A Day Walker Vampire Hunter) & the Flaming Friar (A gay Holy Alchemist). He's mostly a traditional scholar (ie: he reads books) who has a MySpace used for checking up on cheating boyfriends. He claims to be disguised as a "paunchy gay guy who loves Jimmy Buffett." Hiding in plain sight. He is homosexual and has been shown to find many men such as Disco Flash attractive.

Despite being a modern kind of guy he still lives in a place that resembles a medieval monastery and sleeps on a horse hair bed. He is also the biggest expert on the 19th century that Dr. Orpheus knows, making him incredibly useful for solving the riddle of the Orb.

Favourite Sayings

I swear this has never happened before.

I'm totally a member of the Replacements now.

Did he mention my name?

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Recent Activity

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Mentioned in the post New Territory Mar 27, 2020, 11:00am
Mentioned in the post Taste Tester & Details Mar 26, 2020, 11:53pm
Mentioned in the post Death Of Dan 2? Mar 26, 2020, 4:00am
Mentioned in the post Next Day Mar 26, 2020, 1:50am
Mentioned in the post Confusion and Party talk. Mar 26, 2020, 1:00am
Mentioned in the post Edge Of the Seat Mar 25, 2020, 5:04pm
Mentioned in the post Cookies for Caretakers Mar 25, 2020, 4:16pm
Mentioned in the post A New Day Mar 25, 2020, 11:08am
Mentioned in the post Twilight Phone Part 2 Mar 24, 2020, 9:48pm
Mentioned in the post Drama Man Mar 24, 2020, 9:35pm
Updated character profile Jul 16, 2015, 11:37pm
Updated character profile May 16, 2014, 9:52am
Updated character profile May 16, 2014, 7:43am
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