Get Down Girls

Skippy looked away as the weapon Lafayette was holding discharged, and the stepped forward again firing. He took a few more hits. One even seemed to hit his face but he fired again. All but Peter was left when the gun finally gave out. Jamming would not be the word but the best Lafayette could use if questioned. Ducking into a small alcove in the wall he took out his gun, putting a large slug into the chamber.
"I'd like to say I won't enjoy this but I'd be lying. I'd also like to exchange some choice words with you but ladies are present." he said as he left the gun spin up. "Got any last words or ya wanna end this quick?" he asked. Gun raised to his chest ready to pop out of cover when the git started to monologue.

Lord Peter File Humpordink was just finishing up his make believe interview with his make believe guests as he had it broadcasted all over the ship to improve his ratings. Granted he was painted green and dressed in alien drag as he was strutting his stuff. Due to a glitch in his programming caused by both Skippy and Holly his personality became that of a psychopathic drag queen exhibitionist who would loose his cool if threatened or picked on. Peter's real memories were distorted by many endless hours of soap operas he watched with his maids growing up. Now he believed that was a normal lifestyle for him. As he pranced about the corridors he with his armed skutter army, he sang a disturbing song.

Song

Peter really looked like he was into the whole drag queen lifestyle as he made his way in the direction of the crew. It didn't take long before he and his skutter army of about 50 skutters armed with cutting lasers danced along with him as if they had practiced for years. Once they saw the crew, Peter shouted, "Get them my pretties!" The skutters began shooting thin cutting lasers at the crew as Peter continued to dance like the queen of a club to a new song.

Song

Naturally as the crew took cover Peter continued to shake his money maker. He seemed unfazed by the danger and more concerned with his dance moves and how his outfit looked on him.

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