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Summary: A gun-obsessed survivalist with more bullets than brain cells.

Trip Preacher

Gender: Male

Age: 48

Group: Missing


Gun nut
Whack job

Physical Appearance

Trip stands at about five feet, ten inches tall with wild, unkempt, blonde hair and a set of blue eyes that always seem to be trying to escape from his skull.

He is often seen wearing camouflage shirts and pants or military fatigues he's purchased at various military surplus stores.

Personality and Interests

Trip is nuts. A gun fanatic with a love for all things military to the point it's been rumored he eats gun powder in his cereal. When he isn't going into the desert to keep his "survival" skills sharp and empty a few dozen clips of, illegally obtained, armor-piercing ammo into helpless cacti and explodin' the occasional varmint; he's at home cooking up numerous bizarre conspiracy theories or taking up odd jobs to support his hobbies. Some of them not-so-savory.


Despite calling himself "The Colonel" there is no evidence suggesting Trip ever served in the military. He was born and raised by an overbearing mother in Arizona and was constantly picked on as a kid until he discovered a love of martial arts, firearms, and military tactics.

At twenty-three joined a local militia situated in New Mexico that ended up being raided by the FBI. Trip spent two years in prison after ratting out his compatriots for a deal. Afterward he ended up wandering into Jackalope Crossing and put down roots, living out in the boonies and rarely going into town unless for groceries.

Favorite Sayings

It's Colonel to you, pissant.

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Recent Activity

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Mentioned in the post You Are Now Leaving Jackalope Crossing - Part 3 Feb 4, 2020, 3:11am
Mentioned in the post You Are Now Leaving Jackalope Crossing - Part 1 Oct 16, 2019, 1:46am
Mentioned in the post The end Jan 20, 2019, 6:31pm
Mentioned in the post Hell Yeah Jan 3, 2019, 10:25am
Mentioned in the post Call the Government Jan 2, 2019, 6:00pm
Mentioned in the post Help! Jan 2, 2019, 12:06pm
Mentioned in the post Rest. Dec 24, 2018, 10:48pm
Mentioned in the post Preparing Dec 24, 2018, 8:58pm
Mentioned in the post Do You Think Embarrassment Can Happen On A Minefield? Dec 24, 2018, 6:52pm
Mentioned in the post Talk Dec 24, 2018, 1:38pm
Updated character profile Nov 4, 2018, 12:56pm
Updated character profile Jul 8, 2018, 8:42pm
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