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Summary: A highly skilled yet incredibly paranoid hitman.


Gender: Male

Age: Early 40's

Group: Tourists


Officially: Salesman
Unofficially: Skilled assassin

Physical Appearance

Simon is a tall man with black hair who is always seen wearing a dark suit with a red shirt and tie. Sometimes he is also wearing black sunglasses.

Personality and Interests

Simon is no-nonsense and considers himself a professional. He conducts himself in a straightforward manner and is very meticulous. His years as a spy and assassin have left him with both a sense of detail, a lack of morals, and a heavy dose of paranoia.

When he's not working he is making sure his cover and personal security is tighter than The Vatican. When in hotels he often sleeps in the bathtub and rigs his bed with a mine should anyone try to kill him while he's sleeping. Ironically he has forgotten to remove the mine a few times, resulting in a few maids being killed.

His preferred method of killing is by sniper rifle. Though he is skilled enough in other means to kill his target any way he wishes.


All that is known about Simon, by those who have employed him, is that he used to work for the government as an assassin and a spy. He eventually quit and became a professional hitman.

His penchant for wearing a black suit with a red shirt and tie has resulted in him gaining the nickname "El Diablo" by some.

Favorite Sayings

"The Devil is in The Details."

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Recent Activity

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Mentioned in the post Blood For Blood Dec 1, 2018, 8:31am
Mentioned in the post Showdown At the Prickly Cactus V Dec 1, 2018, 12:23am
Mentioned in the post Showdown At the Prickly Cactus IV Nov 30, 2018, 10:57pm
Mentioned in the post Showdown At The Prickly Cactus III Nov 29, 2018, 10:11pm
Mentioned in the post Showdown At the Prickly Cactus II Nov 28, 2018, 3:38pm
Mentioned in the post Showdown At The Jackalope Bar - Part 1 Nov 28, 2018, 5:32am
Mentioned in the post Invitation Nov 27, 2018, 2:58am
Mentioned in the post Enter, the Bartender Nov 23, 2018, 11:27pm
Mentioned in the post Reunions and Goodbyes Nov 15, 2018, 7:56pm
Mentioned in the post Like A Bad Penny Nov 4, 2018, 5:48pm
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