Characters: Cunningham Staff
Headmistress Elizabeth Crane
The Headmistress of Cunningham High, out to win the Grey Leagues
Professor George Portly
Cunningham's Biology and Chemistry teacher. Also the school Doctor. Incredibly British.
Professor Vanessa "The Bees" Bees
Cunningham's math teacher. Dour and no sense of humor.
Professor Crow Branwen
Cunningham's Art Teacher. Sarcastic and drunk most of the time.
Leric Van Forbronze
The History demon, *Coughs* I-I mean teacher, History Teacher
The janitor. Likes to lurk and eavesdrop. Always smells of smoke.
The new favorite student of the Headmistress, definitely up to something.
A energetic jokester who is commonly misjudged by her appearance
Adrian is an average WASP, although he would like to believe that he is special.
Impulsive, eccentric, loves to eat. Might be more to him than anyone (or even he) knows. Wink Wink
talented, outgoing, clumsy, smart.
The New girl
Do you regularly walk? You look like you walk a lot, how is it? Does it hurt?
" Hmmm Tacos, I will do anything for Tacos, wait their having Tacos at the cafeteria?" *Disappears*
Cunningham's head girl and the most popular girl in school.
Characters: Police & Government
There's a key to every door, you just have to look for it.
You aren't even worth a single smoke.
Isack Vandhal's older brother. Gym Bunny.
Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second
The coolest old lady ever. Runs a store that sells cookies and guns.