Summary: The coolest old lady ever. Runs a store that sells cookies and guns.
Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second
Owned by: Worldling
Game: Project Madbird (New Members Welcome!)
HistoryAfter spending a good few years as a Spetsnaz operator and working for a decade in the KGB, Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second (Her friends call her Fanny) retired to the U.S to open up a quant little store that sold haberdashery supplies, homecooked desserts and highly illegal heavy weapons.
Physical AppearanceFour feet tall, hunched, graying and seems to resemble a prune wrapped in a large collection of blankets. Smokes a very large cigar.
Fatal Flaw/sBlind as a bat.
Hard of hearing.
Species And Weakness Of SpeciesHuman.
(Optional) GoalsSell Cookies
Sell Knitting Supplies
Attend that tea party next Thursday she keeps forgetting about.
Kill motherfuckers that misbehave.