Summary: The coolest old lady ever. Runs a store that sells cookies and guns.
Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second
Owned by: Worldling
Game: Project Madbird (All New Members Welcome!)
HistoryAfter spending a good few years as a Spetsnaz operator and working for a decade in the KGB, Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second (Her friends call her Fanny) retired to the U.S to open up a quant little store that sold haberdashery supplies, homecooked desserts and highly illegal heavy weapons.
Physical AppearanceFour feet tall, hunched, graying and seems to resemble a prune wrapped in a large collection of blankets. Smokes a very large cigar.
Fatal Flaw/sBlind as a bat.
Hard of hearing.
Species And Weakness Of SpeciesHuman.
(Optional) GoalsSell Cookies
Sell Knitting Supplies
Attend that tea party next Thursday she keeps forgetting about.
Kill motherfuckers that misbehave.
RelationshipsLoves most of the world as her children but won't hesitate to kick butt.
This character is owned by: Worldling
Mentioned in the post OOC - activity Dec 1, 2019, 8:51am