Image of Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second

Summary: The coolest old lady ever. Runs a store that sells cookies and guns.

Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second

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Gender: Female

Age: 92

Group: Townspeople

Nationality

Russian

History

After spending a good few years as a Spetsnaz operator and working for a decade in the KGB, Augustine Josephine Vodkaboom Petrovik High-Five Slaughternator The Second (Her friends call her Fanny) retired to the U.S to open up a quant little store that sold haberdashery supplies, homecooked desserts and highly illegal heavy weapons.

Skills

Guns
High explosives
Assasinations
Exterminations
Terminations
Knitting
Baking
Regime-Change Operations

Physical Appearance

Four feet tall, hunched, graying and seems to resemble a prune wrapped in a large collection of blankets. Smokes a very large cigar.

Fatal Flaw/s

Blind as a bat.
Hard of hearing.

Species And Weakness Of Species

Human.

(Optional) Goals

Sell Cookies
Sell Guns
Sell Knitting Supplies
Attend that tea party next Thursday she keeps forgetting about.
Kill motherfuckers that misbehave.

Relationships

Loves most of the world as her children but won't hesitate to kick butt.

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