Posted: Sep 19, 2019, 5:09am
Eris nodded furiously in agreement with will. "Too fucking right!"
She sat down crossed legged in front of the clogged up remains of what had once been a fully functioning human being and fixing him with a hard stair.
"Now listen to me y'wee bollix. Ah am not nibbling on y'button mushroom and ah am not sitting round here waiting t'become a talking plant pot. Y'look like a sack o' rotten haggis and y'don't smell much better. Fuck that!"
She poked him now as she spoke, "Now how do we get out of here!"