The first snark
"There's the problem," Rebecca said, pointing her sword tip at Artimis.
Rebecca thought to herself, It has taken me years of work to get to this point. Today of all days, he has to show up and right before I take my oath and make a fool of me. The duf-fus will probably now run. As Artimis through the smoke vial down and took off running. Hasn't he heard of talking before? she thought. She shook her head, turned, knelt, and placed the sword in front of her tip down.
"My Lord, I pledge to you and yours my allegiance, mu sword and my life," Rebecca said respectfully. Without looking up, she asked Glenn, "May now I go save Dip-shit before he starts a war between himself, the living, and the dead?"