The Lumberjack Song

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day

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