Summary: A mentally disturbed cult leader
The Guru Satchabigknoba (NPC)
Game: Wannabe Heroes
Job/SkillFormer Therapist now Cult Leader
Hypnotism - Can use his voice to charm his audience. The charm gets stronger the longer the exposure.
Normal man outside his charm
Physical AppearanceStands at
Personality and InterestsHe is very charming and preys on the weak hearted. He will charm others and lead them to do his bidding while believing he is helping them.
HistoryGuru Satchabigknoba is the self proclaimed "number-two Guru in the world", after Teebag Chopra. A flashback shows that Satchabigknoba was an orphan, taught by Guru Tugginmypudha. When the twelve year old Satchabigknoba announces he wants to become a Guru so that girls will love him, Tugginmypudha puts a chastity belt on him until he can learn that loving himself is more important than being loved by others.
Sadly this backfires and turns the guru to a life of crime and parties.
Favourite SayingsStop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?
What's this? A dead one of these.
If you're happy and you know it think again.
Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that.
I know you are, but what am I?
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Mentioned in the post Class Is In Apr 10, 2022, 1:33pm
Updated character profile May 3, 2020, 1:40am
Updated character profile May 3, 2020, 1:39am