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Summary: A mentally disturbed cult leader

The Guru Satchabigknoba (NPC)

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Group: Criminals




Former Therapist now Cult Leader


Cult Leader


Hypnotism - Can use his voice to charm his audience. The charm gets stronger the longer the exposure.
Highly intelligent.

Normal man outside his charm

Physical Appearance

Stands at

Personality and Interests

He is very charming and preys on the weak hearted. He will charm others and lead them to do his bidding while believing he is helping them.


Guru Satchabigknoba is the self proclaimed "number-two Guru in the world", after Teebag Chopra. A flashback shows that Satchabigknoba was an orphan, taught by Guru Tugginmypudha. When the twelve year old Satchabigknoba announces he wants to become a Guru so that girls will love him, Tugginmypudha puts a chastity belt on him until he can learn that loving himself is more important than being loved by others.

Sadly this backfires and turns the guru to a life of crime and parties.

Favourite Sayings

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?
What's this? A dead one of these.
If you're happy and you know it think again.
Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that.
I know you are, but what am I?

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