Drunk and Disorderly

"Nd dat. . . ish hau yu maik *hick* a gud book, my dear."
Leon was nigh painful to listen to at this point, and it was quite impressive that the girl could brace him from falling over the entire way to his room.
He had nonchalantly excused himself from the polite young man with great taste in literature in order to 'conduct some research for his new book'. after opening the door to his room, forgetting to take the key from the door and tossing his coat filled with copies of his book into a corner, Leon fell face first into his bed.

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