Overheard in the Roleplay World!

my boyfriend likes to roleplay. for the past 3 years he's been playing my ex-boyfriendWhat do roleplay and chat boxes have in common? They both involve words!

Okay, that wasn’t very funny – so today, it’s your turn. Instead of writing many words ourselves, we want you to write some!

Tell us about the funny things people say in your roleplay game.

Bonus points if it’s especially hysterical out of context.

Comment below with:
“The quote goes here”

YOUR NAME/ALIAS: name

SPEAKER’S NAME/ALIAS: name

NAME OF THE ROLEPLAY: roleplay

URL OF THE ROLEPLAY: url

  • Tiberius Creations

    “Yeah it was a bad idea. And I know them. Like no one told me when you’re negotiating and someone has a gun up to their head that you shouldn’t tase them because apparently muscles seize up and things happen.”

    Name: Tib

    Speaker: James Fisher

    RP: Cold Punk Overdrive

    URL: http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/1003

  • daenelia

    “let’s take a shortcut” *runs off cliff, dies*

    YOUR NAME/ALIAS: Daenelia… (Keiswyn)

    SPEAKER’S NAME/ALIAS: Five (Rydan)

    NAME OF THE ROLEPLAY: lotrO

    URL OF THE ROLEPLAY: mmo lotro, we still roleplay sometimes.

  • Junglebright

    “Then we can play with each other all night long- like we used to do!”
    Name: Josephine
    Speaker: Me
    RP: Gotham Streets
    URL: Gothamstreets.icyboards.net/

  • “Huh. Well…that hadn’t gone as expected.Looking at the body that had just dropped in front of her, Katie thought she could discern the movements of breathing. She reached out with a foot and poked the body. “You okay or should I be calling someone?””

    YOUR NAME/ALIAS: Ann

    SPEAKER’S NAME/ALIAS: Katie Campbell

    NAME OF THE ROLEPLAY: Windblown

    URL OF THE ROLEPLAY: http://windblown.jcink.net/index.php?act=idx

  • “The vampire woman tells the vampire guy : Bad day?
    The vampire guy in turn responds with : Bad Century
    The human girl in turn responds with : Jeez take a break”

    Name : Lily

    Speaker : Voldemortia

    RP : Roleplay Manor

    URL : http://rpmanor.freeforums.org/index.php