The Party Boy

Adonis IV
Six Star Alliance - Fortress Station
0315 - 22-01-2396

Fortress Station - Charlie Dorms

Sure enough he was in a few commercials and some old vids of his epic explosions for the Six Star Alliance advancements. He chuckled at himself as he enjoyed his snack. Then after a while he passed out on his couch. Since his schedule was connected to his online calendar he would get a wake up call when he needed to get ready for work again.

Dream:
As Kenny was sleeping his mind wandered off to a rather unusual place. He was all armored up and ready for combat against the vile Unionist Faction led by the biggest asshat in the universe named Ivan Edwyn. Kenny mounted his mighty steed and lined up with the other tanks, trucks and cycles at the staring line and they anxiously watched the count down on the large holographic screen in the sky.

Song in the background

Once they saw the engage/GO! pop up on the screen they rushed out of the starting line and headed full throttle at the enemy. Bullets, bombs and rockets whizzed by both sides as they got closer and closer. Then Kenny has his trusty steed leap with its super power into the air as he unloaded his guns at the enemy.

Kenny's rainbow unicorn blasted a mighty wind from its backside at it leapt high into the air. The jump was both high and long as Kenny fired thousands of round from his two pistols at the enemy soldiers and vehicles. His little bullets ignited as they hit the targets and caused them to explode in a mighty blast as Kenny was laughing. Then before he began to descend towards the ground, his mighty rainbow unicorn grew magical rainbow wings and glided in the air as it blasted a mighty rainbow wind from its backside. Of course a few jet fighters tried to shoot them down but Kenny and his mighty steed dodged the shots and blasted the wings off the fighters and caused them to crash into their Union forces down below. Kenny and his mighty steed laughed with glee as they saw the enemy base where Ivan and his command troops were drinking vodka and laughing at the map on the table as if they had already won the battle.

Then they looked up to see a laughing Kenny dive bombing at them holding two large rainbow bombs under his arms. Before they could escape they hit the ground with a mega blast. Kenny's head was sent up in the air as he laughed in his final moments.

Reality: Suddenly Kenny woke up to an alarm from his vid screen. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at the clock and sighed as he leaned up to stretch his back and pop his neck. He moaned as he sat up and scratched his butt before waddling to his bedroom to change clothes. He had to put on a special track suit to do a promo party with the media team. After checking himself in the mirror he laughed at the look he was forced to present in the public eye. He knew he looked ridiculous, but since it paid the bills he had no room to complain. So he grabbed his stuff and made his way to the exit of the building and saw the transport waiting for him. After getting into the transport, he was briefed on his duties before he could party. Two hot women were assigned to him as escorts to keep him from getting any bad PR and take care of his urges when drunk. Kenny was polite and greeted them as usual and was a bit unsure if he slept with either of them in the past since he had a tendency to get drunk then laid before wandering off. There were many times he wandered into several parties and bedded down a lot of women without even knowing it.

Once at the party he did the intro promo with the media team and got the crowd riled up with the local DJ before he was allowed to mingle.

What Kenny didn't know was there were more female media escorts assigned to him and waiting till he began wandering around. The Media team already found his party pattern and made adjustments keep him out of trouble. Poor Kenny had no clue the women he was sleeping with were paid to bed him down, but he didn't care since he was having a good ole time.

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