The poppadom

Who: Kevn, KN48, and Him
where: Kevn's quarters
when: an hour into Hollow Man...
Kevn was almost finished his curry, "Pause." he said. He leapt out
of bed and went to the nearest dispencing machine. "Good day! How
may I help you?" it said cheerfully.
"Mutton vindaloo, two poppadoms, and a sports drink."
"YOU!" the vending machine roared.
"What?"
"You random sports drinking baboon! I knew our paths would cross
again!"
It was the dispencing machine from before, the one that gave Kevn a
drink saying it was cherry but it actually was grape...
"You smegger!" Kevn said, "Shut up and I might actually choose a
flavour this time."
"Very well. What flavour?"
"Cherry. Please this time just cherry..."
The food came down, Kevn took the drink and took a swig... It was
cherry. "Glad to see that we have solved our petty differences..."
Kevn said picking up the rest of his food. Then he noticed
something, there was only one poppadom...
The dispencing machine laughed.
"You smegging, poor smegging excuse of a smegging machine! Where's
my other poppadom?" Kevn demanded.
"Call it my payback. You petty little man you!"
"That's IT!" Kevn stomped off back to his quarters...