The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 2
Apr 6, 2019, 4:14pm
"Welcome to Holiday Inn Seven Delta Five. Please enjoy your stay." The bright pink concierge robot checked Dick in and arranged to have his luggage sent up to his room.
"You are on the th ...
The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 1
Mar 25, 2019, 8:09pm
Dick had flashbacks. The Grand High Poobar being sucked into a vacuum. The slightly condescending lawyer. The mother of the Grand High Poobar and her extended visit in the criminal hide out. ...
If it's not one thing, it's the mother!
Nov 10, 2018, 5:33pm
Dick sat in dumbstruck silence. It had been an hour since the "lawyer" had dropped by and his calling card sat squarely before him on the desk. Not quite squarely in fact, so he nudged it to ...
Happenings in the Dark
Nov 7, 2018, 3:40pm
Somehow I was still alive. Just when I thought nobody cared about me and wanted to destroy me, the human woman came through for me. Not really wanting to know what the wet stuff was that was ...
A developing situation
Oct 30, 2018, 2:18pm
"Would you prefer that we put a bag over your head and dragged you to my brothel?" the insectoid chirped angrily. "Then again," (s)he mused, "this one has more spunk than I appreciat ...
Oct 23, 2018, 5:27am
Dick sat in the "lair" feeling bad about the world. This would all end in disaster he just knew it. The others were out completing thier various tasks. He had volunteered to stay behind and ...
Oct 18, 2018, 12:46am
The first thing I noticed was that I was in a tight space, could see nothing, and I could barely breathe. I was lying on my back, and when I tried to move around, I collided with what felt l ...
Oct 14, 2018, 9:22am
“Excuse me, where would I find bay four ninety one?”
“Stay on fourth street. It’s on your left about half way down”
Cass thanked the Duster and continued on her way, feeling ...
Oct 12, 2018, 1:54pm
Just then Jason and Pilsken came in loaded up with crates of Dr. Pepper.
"You know." Thomas laughed. "We could start our own crime sindicate with this lot."
"Guhu hi hi." Jason ...
Great Minds Think Alike
Sep 25, 2018, 3:32pm
Cass was sat behind a desk in the dead squids office. They had been camping out here since the "double assassination" triple if you counted the robot, which Belvedyr did and everyone else de ...
Sep 20, 2018, 7:39pm
"Hnnuugggrrrffppt...." Tanaka droned.
"I know. It's a horrible plan." Cass said as if she could perfectly understand what the zombie was saying.
"We can't trust either ...
Good Dwarfer, Bad Dwarfer
Sep 17, 2018, 9:43am
In the 2100s, a group of useless layabouts lost the ship they called home. This group promptly lost their only means of transport on an alien world. Today, still lost, they survive as fre ...
Sep 10, 2018, 2:53pm
"Easy," Pornsak explained, "The box creates a vacuum if opened all the way. Anything in its path gets sucked inside and trapped. We tell him that the container is filled with drugs o ...
Sep 8, 2018, 7:19pm
"Ok ok I have an idea." Dick announced. They had been standing outside the cave for the last twenty minutes arguing over the benefits of cop killing over taking on a squid faced king pin of ...
In the house of the Grand Poobah
Sep 4, 2018, 3:58am
The well dressed Lovecraftian horror saw them and cocked his head in surprise. "By Jove! What the devil are you doing in my home???"
Cass hauled out the blaster she’d a ...