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The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 4

Jul 26, 2019, 9:46am by Largehobbit

They had been in the closet for quite some time and Dick was feeling rather confused, not to mention uncomfortable given that he was now in fact sharing the tiny enclosed space with an attra ...

The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 3

Jun 5, 2019, 2:39pm by Largehobbit

Dick followed Zed out of the room. Smurf came floating behind, dripping tomato sauce on the carpet. Several of the patrons nudged each other and pointed in their direction and as the doors c ...

The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 2

Apr 6, 2019, 4:14pm by Largehobbit

"Welcome to Holiday Inn Seven Delta Five. Please enjoy your stay." The bright pink concierge robot checked Dick in and arranged to have his luggage sent up to his room. "You are on the th ...

The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 1

Mar 25, 2019, 8:09pm by Largehobbit

Dick had flashbacks. The Grand High Poobar being sucked into a vacuum. The slightly condescending lawyer. The mother of the Grand High Poobar and her extended visit in the criminal hide out. ...

If it's not one thing, it's the mother!

Nov 10, 2018, 5:33pm by Largehobbit

Dick sat in dumbstruck silence. It had been an hour since the "lawyer" had dropped by and his calling card sat squarely before him on the desk. Not quite squarely in fact, so he nudged it to ...

Happenings in the Dark

Nov 7, 2018, 3:40pm by Nim

Somehow I was still alive. Just when I thought nobody cared about me and wanted to destroy me, the human woman came through for me. Not really wanting to know what the wet stuff was that was ...

A developing situation

Oct 30, 2018, 2:18pm by Locke

"Would you prefer that we put a bag over your head and dragged you to my brothel?" the insectoid chirped angrily. "Then again," (s)he mused, "this one has more spunk than I appreciat ...

The Law

Oct 23, 2018, 5:27am by Largehobbit

Dick sat in the "lair" feeling bad about the world. This would all end in disaster he just knew it. The others were out completing thier various tasks. He had volunteered to stay behind and ...

The Prison

Oct 18, 2018, 12:46am by Nim

The first thing I noticed was that I was in a tight space, could see nothing, and I could barely breathe. I was lying on my back, and when I tried to move around, I collided with what felt l ...

Dirty business

Oct 14, 2018, 9:22am by Locke

“Excuse me, where would I find bay four ninety one?” “Stay on fourth street. It’s on your left about half way down” Cass thanked the Duster and continued on her way, feeling ...

Jobs

Oct 12, 2018, 1:54pm by Locke

Just then Jason and Pilsken came in loaded up with crates of Dr. Pepper. "You know." Thomas laughed. "We could start our own crime sindicate with this lot." "Guhu hi hi." Jason ...

Great Minds Think Alike

Sep 25, 2018, 3:32pm by Largehobbit

Cass was sat behind a desk in the dead squids office. They had been camping out here since the "double assassination" triple if you counted the robot, which Belvedyr did and everyone else de ...

Breaking Badly

Sep 20, 2018, 7:39pm by Avenuewriter

"Hnnuugggrrrffppt...." Tanaka droned. "I know. It's a horrible plan." Cass said as if she could perfectly understand what the zombie was saying. "Huurgh." "We can't trust either ...

Good Dwarfer, Bad Dwarfer

Sep 17, 2018, 9:43am by Mobius64

In the 2100s, a group of useless layabouts lost the ship they called home. This group promptly lost their only means of transport on an alien world. Today, still lost, they survive as fre ...

Other ideas

Sep 10, 2018, 2:53pm by Locke

"Easy," Pornsak explained, "The box creates a vacuum if opened all the way. Anything in its path gets sucked inside and trapped. We tell him that the container is filled with drugs o ...

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