Dec 11, 2017, 5:52pm
‘Listen, old man,' hissed the burly, hunched over miner, his words barely heard of the loud chatter of Parrotts Bar. This was 1st Technician Saxon. Big, loud, and with an odour that could ...
Fungus Among Us
Dec 8, 2017, 10:41pm
Science Officer Fergus O'Malley stared at red corridor 343 on the science deck leading to his lab with a look on his face that could only be described as "mildly concerned with a hint of bem ...
OOC - Jumping back in
Dec 7, 2017, 5:43pm
I'm down for jumping back in, purple stuff in the labs sounds like Artie's kind of disaster. It's been a while, I know, I didn't mean to be gone for so long but things got a little wonky wit ...
Dec 7, 2017, 11:36am
Jade sat down on her bunk with a cup of coffee and kicked off the golfing shoes. They pinched in uncomfortable places and the cleats on the bottom clacked on the metal flooring of the corrid ...
Caddies and Cudgels
Aug 27, 2017, 4:00pm
Everyone piled into the golf cart. Jay had hopped into the driver's seat and proceeded to gun the cart in the opposite direction of the approaching horde of angry alien Vikings. Already arro ...
Aug 10, 2017, 8:52am
Yakekeekekek wiggled and writhed in his body suit, the tight PVC/pleather combination bulging dangerously as his tentacled tentacles wrapped around the golf club in a way that would make an ...
Jul 12, 2017, 9:56pm
“That’s right, just curl your fingers around it” Jay murmured “Use both hands”
“Oh yeah, that’s great”
“Crouch down a bit more ...
Hole Number One
Jun 26, 2017, 5:59pm
"Is there an actual pilot on their team?" Yakekeekekek asked, grinning madly.
"He who circled the globe with a single swing, yes. There are two qualified pilots among them."
"One of th ...
Jun 15, 2017, 9:12pm
“What the hell is that!?” Cass pointed up at the main monitors.
Before Jay could answer, the communicator crackled to life “You bloody idiots” a voice yelled at them “Yo ...
Jun 12, 2017, 10:56pm
“Roger that control. I have a visual now” Tanaka cut the comms and fired the Starbugs attitude thrusters to adjust their course.
“Landing bay one, eh?” Talon crowed from his posi ...
P Jay A Tour.
Jun 5, 2017, 6:23pm
Waking to the rumble of the shuttles hull as it moved through turbulence, Jay grumbled something under his breath.
He didn’t need to see inside the sealed cockpit of the Starbug to know t ...
Jun 5, 2017, 8:40am
Yakekeekekek swore loudly as he looked into the night sky and saw the ball return relay explode in a rather un-dramatic way. For years now, the Yolakak GELFs had been using the space station ...
Jun 5, 2017, 8:10am
The Scanner finished its readout of the tentacle monster, and Jade looked confused.
"What is it?" Cass asked.
"It sounds like it's made up of several humans, just without the chemical ...
This Is Why You Always Update Your Software
Apr 21, 2017, 1:05am
'Don't get too comfortable,' warned Cass, 'It might be back any minute. And we need to find a lab and analyse this thing.'
'You're welcome,' said Thomas, his face and clothes spat ...
Denizen of the Station
Apr 9, 2017, 12:58pm
'What the smeg is that?' cried Talon as the Dwarfers ran through the maze of corridors, fleeing the terrible screech that echoed through the space station.
'I don't know, and I don't rea ...