Good Dwarfer, Bad Dwarfer
Sep 17, 2018, 9:43am
In the 2100s, a group of useless layabouts lost the ship they called home. This group promptly lost their only means of transport on an alien world. Today, still lost, they survive as fre ...
Sep 10, 2018, 2:53pm
"Easy," Pornsak explained, "The box creates a vacuum if opened all the way. Anything in its path gets sucked inside and trapped. We tell him that the container is filled with drugs o ...
Sep 8, 2018, 7:19pm
"Ok ok I have an idea." Dick announced. They had been standing outside the cave for the last twenty minutes arguing over the benefits of cop killing over taking on a squid faced king pin of ...
In the house of the Grand Poobah
Sep 4, 2018, 3:58am
The well dressed Lovecraftian horror saw them and cocked his head in surprise. "By Jove! What the devil are you doing in my home???"
Cass hauled out the blaster she’d a ...
Sep 4, 2018, 3:51am
Backpost of a few bits I had roughed up before Brogan posted and I got back to a complete shitstorm at work - happy days!
"Hmurrrggg." Tanaka grunted. Then wrote down ...
Follow Your Nose
Sep 1, 2018, 4:30pm
The Dwarfers slowly, and reluctantly, followed Belvedyr into the labyrinth. The place was musty and moist. Pretty much everything that told most people not to go in. However, of all the mons ...
OOC - Here ya go
Aug 30, 2018, 6:50am
A while back when the game seemed to be kicking up into gear a little, I started documenting everything we were doing and stuff like that. It was originally in a few excel documents because, ...
Aug 29, 2018, 4:50pm
"Did anyone bring a torch? Its darker than an elephants arsehole in here." asked Pornsak.
"I traded ours in." Thomas replied as the Dwarfers shuffled onward into the cave system.
Aug 22, 2018, 4:02pm
‘You know, this makes us van-people,’ said Jamie, skulking around the ruined Giant, ‘Van people with a smegging cat.’
‘Don’t listen to the mean old man,’ said Thomas, rockin ...
Aug 13, 2018, 4:53am
Tanaka scrubbed the latest crime against plumbing clean. The smell was foul and lord knew what kind of horrible sorts of diseases were being spread about in this travesty of a bathroom. But, ...
Aug 11, 2018, 6:17pm
"Well this is just brilliant." Dick emerged from the Vaculav with a mop and bucket.
"Three Phd's and a GCSE in Geography and this is how they put me to work. I could be solving real prob ...
Aug 10, 2018, 9:23am
‘Thomas, this is a bad idea,’ said Jamie, as he sat in his chair in the Giant’s lounge, a book in one hand and a pen in the other. He had been scribbling away for the last few hours no ...
Aug 10, 2018, 1:53am
“Move it!” the voice of the trooper sounded across the comms in Cassandra’s ear.
Maybe if she had been with some of her more combat oriented compatriots, she might have considered t ...
Jul 29, 2018, 5:55pm
Tanaka had already been feeling a little frigid by the time they had reached the docking bay, but now his joints were getting stiff and it was getting harder to simply walk. When one of the ...
Gas and Guts
Jul 26, 2018, 12:26pm
Cass raised her hands “I surrender”
It was at this precise moment that Dick Pornsak first discovered that his underpants were self-cleaning. He raised his hands dropping his coke cup. ...