OOC - Here ya go
Aug 30, 2018, 10:50am
A while back when the game seemed to be kicking up into gear a little, I started documenting everything we were doing and stuff like that. It was originally in a few excel documents because, ...
Aug 29, 2018, 8:50pm
"Did anyone bring a torch? Its darker than an elephants arsehole in here." asked Pornsak.
"I traded ours in." Thomas replied as the Dwarfers shuffled onward into the cave system.
Aug 22, 2018, 8:02pm
‘You know, this makes us van-people,’ said Jamie, skulking around the ruined Giant, ‘Van people with a smegging cat.’
‘Don’t listen to the mean old man,’ said Thomas, rockin ...
Aug 13, 2018, 8:53am
Tanaka scrubbed the latest crime against plumbing clean. The smell was foul and lord knew what kind of horrible sorts of diseases were being spread about in this travesty of a bathroom. But, ...
Aug 11, 2018, 10:17pm
"Well this is just brilliant." Dick emerged from the Vaculav with a mop and bucket.
"Three Phd's and a GCSE in Geography and this is how they put me to work. I could be solving real prob ...
Aug 10, 2018, 1:23pm
‘Thomas, this is a bad idea,’ said Jamie, as he sat in his chair in the Giant’s lounge, a book in one hand and a pen in the other. He had been scribbling away for the last few hours no ...
Aug 10, 2018, 5:53am
“Move it!” the voice of the trooper sounded across the comms in Cassandra’s ear.
Maybe if she had been with some of her more combat oriented compatriots, she might have considered t ...
Jul 29, 2018, 9:55pm
Tanaka had already been feeling a little frigid by the time they had reached the docking bay, but now his joints were getting stiff and it was getting harder to simply walk. When one of the ...
Gas and Guts
Jul 26, 2018, 4:26pm
Cass raised her hands “I surrender”
It was at this precise moment that Dick Pornsak first discovered that his underpants were self-cleaning. He raised his hands dropping his coke cup. ...
Jul 25, 2018, 9:40pm
‘Ah-ha,’ said Thomas as he stooped down to pick up an open book on the floor of the cockpit, ‘Wondered where you had went.’ He skimmed over the contents of the two pages facing him. ...
Not On My Floor!
Jul 24, 2018, 3:01pm
"How is this possible, sir? I spent a lot of time on that specific spot to make it shine like that, you know? Ten months, to be exact." - Belvedyr was muttering to Dick while the concern of ...
Jul 24, 2018, 7:59am
Slowly he made his way down the dark corridor and then down a stairway into what appeared to be a very clean canteen area. There he saw a nightmare vision of a slightly annoyed looki ...
Jul 20, 2018, 9:25pm
The shuttle docked with a loud clang several bays over from the other vessel.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Dick asked.
"Quite sure." Smurf assured him, "The power pack we hav ...
In Space No One Can Smell You Rotting
Jul 20, 2018, 8:54pm
"We need to get to Cass," Tanaka said. "Sounds like she's in trouble."
"I found a landing bay, a few clicks ahead of us." O'Malley said. "But there's a... hiccup..."
"Define: hiccup?" ...
RADIO DEAD... NO KILL YOU... SPERM COUNT GOOD...
Jul 20, 2018, 6:46pm
"Do you think they will want a sample?" Dick mused as he considered the message.
"No sir I... oh good lord no please stop."
"Oh yeah I've still got it. ...