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Always Snowing

Aug 13, 2018, 8:53am by Avenuewriter

Tanaka scrubbed the latest crime against plumbing clean. The smell was foul and lord knew what kind of horrible sorts of diseases were being spread about in this travesty of a bathroom. But, ...

Cleaning Detail

Aug 11, 2018, 10:17pm by Largehobbit

"Well this is just brilliant." Dick emerged from the Vaculav with a mop and bucket. "Three Phd's and a GCSE in Geography and this is how they put me to work. I could be solving real prob ...

Mog

Aug 10, 2018, 1:23pm by Mobius64

‘Thomas, this is a bad idea,’ said Jamie, as he sat in his chair in the Giant’s lounge, a book in one hand and a pen in the other. He had been scribbling away for the last few hours no ...

Judgement

Aug 10, 2018, 5:53am by Locke

“Move it!” the voice of the trooper sounded across the comms in Cassandra’s ear. Maybe if she had been with some of her more combat oriented compatriots, she might have considered t ...

Frozen Stiff

Jul 29, 2018, 9:55pm by Avenuewriter

Tanaka had already been feeling a little frigid by the time they had reached the docking bay, but now his joints were getting stiff and it was getting harder to simply walk. When one of the ...

Gas and Guts

Jul 26, 2018, 4:26pm by Largehobbit

Cass raised her hands “I surrender” It was at this precise moment that Dick Pornsak first discovered that his underpants were self-cleaning. He raised his hands dropping his coke cup. ...

So Long...

Jul 25, 2018, 9:40pm by Mobius64

‘Ah-ha,’ said Thomas as he stooped down to pick up an open book on the floor of the cockpit, ‘Wondered where you had went.’ He skimmed over the contents of the two pages facing him. ...

Not On My Floor!

Jul 24, 2018, 3:01pm by Steampunk Prime

"How is this possible, sir? I spent a lot of time on that specific spot to make it shine like that, you know? Ten months, to be exact." - Belvedyr was muttering to Dick while the concern of ...

Interesting Company

Jul 24, 2018, 7:59am by Locke

Slowly he made his way down the dark corridor and then down a stairway into what appeared to be a very clean canteen area. There he saw a nightmare vision of a slightly annoyed looki ...

Powered Pants

Jul 20, 2018, 9:25pm by Largehobbit

The shuttle docked with a loud clang several bays over from the other vessel. "Are you sure this is going to work?" Dick asked. "Quite sure." Smurf assured him, "The power pack we hav ...

In Space No One Can Smell You Rotting

Jul 20, 2018, 8:54pm by Avenuewriter

"We need to get to Cass," Tanaka said. "Sounds like she's in trouble." "I found a landing bay, a few clicks ahead of us." O'Malley said. "But there's a... hiccup..." "Define: hiccup?" ...

RADIO DEAD... NO KILL YOU... SPERM COUNT GOOD...

Jul 20, 2018, 6:46pm by Largehobbit

"Do you think they will want a sample?" Dick mused as he considered the message. "No sir I... oh good lord no please stop." "Oh yeah I've still got it. ...

Mess Hall 2.0

Jul 20, 2018, 6:39pm by Steampunk Prime

Belvedyr couldn't point what was wrong with that being. He went far away from where he was supposed to clean in order to find her, and she was acting insane. He was trying to access his ...

Crossed wires

Jul 20, 2018, 4:20pm by Locke

He watched the full scenario, and realized that something else was missing - "Oh, right, air. I believe that you would be more comfortable in the newly reformed Mess Hall." ...

They're Like Dead Tadpoles, Really

Jul 19, 2018, 5:01pm by Avenuewriter

"Hold up, getting another message, seems it's coming from the other ship." Pickman announced. "Tell me, how are we're able to receive messages but not send any?" Tanaka asked. "I told ...

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