Caddies and Cudgels
Aug 27, 2017, 4:00pm
Everyone piled into the golf cart. Jay had hopped into the driver's seat and proceeded to gun the cart in the opposite direction of the approaching horde of angry alien Vikings. Already arro ...
Aug 10, 2017, 8:52am
Yakekeekekek wiggled and writhed in his body suit, the tight PVC/pleather combination bulging dangerously as his tentacled tentacles wrapped around the golf club in a way that would make an ...
Jul 12, 2017, 9:56pm
“That’s right, just curl your fingers around it” Jay murmured “Use both hands”
“Oh yeah, that’s great”
“Crouch down a bit more ...
Hole Number One
Jun 26, 2017, 5:59pm
"Is there an actual pilot on their team?" Yakekeekekek asked, grinning madly.
"He who circled the globe with a single swing, yes. There are two qualified pilots among them."
"One of th ...
Jun 15, 2017, 9:12pm
“What the hell is that!?” Cass pointed up at the main monitors.
Before Jay could answer, the communicator crackled to life “You bloody idiots” a voice yelled at them “Yo ...
Jun 12, 2017, 10:56pm
“Roger that control. I have a visual now” Tanaka cut the comms and fired the Starbugs attitude thrusters to adjust their course.
“Landing bay one, eh?” Talon crowed from his posi ...
P Jay A Tour.
Jun 5, 2017, 6:23pm
Waking to the rumble of the shuttles hull as it moved through turbulence, Jay grumbled something under his breath.
He didn’t need to see inside the sealed cockpit of the Starbug to know t ...
Jun 5, 2017, 8:40am
Yakekeekekek swore loudly as he looked into the night sky and saw the ball return relay explode in a rather un-dramatic way. For years now, the Yolakak GELFs had been using the space station ...
Jun 5, 2017, 8:10am
The Scanner finished its readout of the tentacle monster, and Jade looked confused.
"What is it?" Cass asked.
"It sounds like it's made up of several humans, just without the chemical ...
This Is Why You Always Update Your Software
Apr 21, 2017, 1:05am
'Don't get too comfortable,' warned Cass, 'It might be back any minute. And we need to find a lab and analyse this thing.'
'You're welcome,' said Thomas, his face and clothes spat ...
Denizen of the Station
Apr 9, 2017, 12:58pm
'What the smeg is that?' cried Talon as the Dwarfers ran through the maze of corridors, fleeing the terrible screech that echoed through the space station.
'I don't know, and I don't rea ...
Apr 3, 2017, 9:41pm
"Okay," Talon stated, "I'll bite. What's a type X spatial anomaly and how do we stop it?"
"I'm surprised you heard that while you were doing your clothing shopping," Jade suggested ...
What's An Anomaly, Type X?
Mar 31, 2017, 5:09am
'Query,' said Jade, 'What is Anomaly ZZ-4?"
'Anomaly ZZ-4 is a spacial anomaly, Type X. ZZ-4 designated Codename: Endless Knot. Further information is restricted on this terminal. ...
Mar 29, 2017, 2:55pm
'Also dead,' said Thomas checking down on another still corpse that lay motionless on the cold steel floor.
'Also dead,' said Talon, attempting to sound as knowledge as the rest as he st ...
Trolls can be Midgets too.
Mar 26, 2017, 8:39pm
Suddenly, Talon lowered a shoulder, ramming Officer Justice to the ground. The other security officers were taken off guard by the impulsive move. By the time they had gathered their ...