Previously...
Dec 1, 2020, 6:34pm
I’ve had this half written for ages, so I figured I’d post it with a different ending and sort-of-handwave how we got from where we were to where we’re annoying the Fazons
Thi ...
Not Again
Nov 28, 2020, 2:41pm
The Drive Room shook violently as the Dwarf fell out of subspace. The room was dark, illuminated only by a red alert sign glowing above the main screen. It would not have been beyond the art ...
Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 6
Oct 12, 2019, 2:24pm
"Ok do we all understand the plan?" Zed asked as she brought the shuttle in to land at the sprawling space complex. They had made a further jump back in time to rectify the tiny issue of the ...
Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 5
Aug 25, 2019, 3:55pm
"You can let go of me now." Zed Hissed.
"Oh, er. Yes of course." Dick untangled himself from the half dressed woman and asked, "what now?"
"Now we get your ship and get out of here." S ...
The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 4
Jul 26, 2019, 9:46am
They had been in the closet for quite some time and Dick was feeling rather confused, not to mention uncomfortable given that he was now in fact sharing the tiny enclosed space with an attra ...
The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 3
Jun 5, 2019, 2:39pm
Dick followed Zed out of the room. Smurf came floating behind, dripping tomato sauce on the carpet. Several of the patrons nudged each other and pointed in their direction and as the doors c ...
The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 2
Apr 6, 2019, 4:14pm
"Welcome to Holiday Inn Seven Delta Five. Please enjoy your stay." The bright pink concierge robot checked Dick in and arranged to have his luggage sent up to his room.
"You are on the th ...
The Adventures of Dick Pornsak Part 1
Mar 25, 2019, 8:09pm
Dick had flashbacks. The Grand High Poobar being sucked into a vacuum. The slightly condescending lawyer. The mother of the Grand High Poobar and her extended visit in the criminal hide out. ...
If it's not one thing, it's the mother!
Nov 10, 2018, 5:33pm
Dick sat in dumbstruck silence. It had been an hour since the "lawyer" had dropped by and his calling card sat squarely before him on the desk. Not quite squarely in fact, so he nudged it to ...
Happenings in the Dark
Nov 7, 2018, 3:40pm
Somehow I was still alive. Just when I thought nobody cared about me and wanted to destroy me, the human woman came through for me. Not really wanting to know what the wet stuff was that was ...
A developing situation
Oct 30, 2018, 2:18pm
"Would you prefer that we put a bag over your head and dragged you to my brothel?" the insectoid chirped angrily. "Then again," (s)he mused, "this one has more spunk than I appreciat ...
The Law
Oct 23, 2018, 5:27am
Dick sat in the "lair" feeling bad about the world. This would all end in disaster he just knew it. The others were out completing thier various tasks. He had volunteered to stay behind and ...
The Prison
Oct 18, 2018, 12:46am
The first thing I noticed was that I was in a tight space, could see nothing, and I could barely breathe. I was lying on my back, and when I tried to move around, I collided with what felt l ...
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