Seymour Vs. Kitchen. Rematch.

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The moment Seymour rushed through the door, Rosette looked in, and saw
the pieces of robotics charging towards them. She hit the door close
button just in time, as the glass of the food processor shattered,
caught between door and frame.
Seymour continued running, looking over his shoulder, until he ran
into the wall opposite, and fell on his backside. He turned, and
looked up to see Rosette stood over him, offering him a hand.
"Did.... did you see them?" he asked, shakily. standing up, only to
slump against the wall again, almost unable to stand under his own
strength.
Rosette smiled, "what happened?" she asked, trying not to laugh at him.
"everythings after me!" he said, slowly sliding down the wall until he
was sat on the floor. "first the food processor tried to process my
hand, then the toaster wanted to cook me... even the fridge tried to
fall on me!!" he muttered, thinking that he was going insane.
She knelt down next to him. "they just attacked you?" she asked,
trying harder not to laugh.
"YES!" he shouted, "you saw them! why do you keep asking questions!?"
he yelled, shaking his head as he tried to regain some sense. He took
a deep breath and stood up.
He walked over to the door, and pressed the button to open it. He
expected to have to close it again really fast, but nothing happened.
He looked in. everything looked normal, all his things were in the
right place, and even the fridge was stood up again.
"So... all attacking you were they?" rosette said, smirking a bit.
"did they scare you?" she asked, putting on a sad face.
Seymour shot her an evil look, and they walked in. The door closed
behind them.
"So... where are all these dangerous appliances?" she asked. Of
course, as it would be no fun otherwise, as soon as she finished, they
all leapt from their places and began attacking again.
"AHHHH!" shouted seymour, and tried to escape. But of course, as
usual, the door wouldn't open. "what now?!" he asked, but Rosette had
already begun. No appliance could ...attack.... if it had no power,
right? She leapt around the room, managed to pull a plug for a desk
lamp, before it smashed into her, and almost knocked her out. She
fell on the floor, and barely rolled out of the way of the fridge that
came from the kitchen.
Seymour was desperately trying to swat the toaster with a broom, but
wasn't having much luck. the toaster just heated up, and set fire to
his broom.
"SEYMOUR!" Rosette shouted, "go for the plugs! they can't move without
power!" she screamed, trying to dodge again, but seymours electric
footspa emptied itself on her, throwing foot smelling water all over her.
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