Ride 'em Cowgirl

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"You should be lucky I dont just shoot it." she said. I gulped.
"I am trying to stop the gas that is causing this. It is coming from
the ship that just crashed into us." She said. "If we cannot stop the
gas from being vented then we will have to suck it out into space."
"Good plan." I said, and followed her, leaving my purple-headed
soldier tied up on the floor.
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To the one outside of her head - The one whose rogue penis she'd just
tied up, she'd done just that. But inside her head, she'd done
something completely different. The gas had several effects... The
major one was that all males would lose their manhood, and it would
grow many times its normal size (some more than others, obviously)
until it was big enough to eat its previous owner.... Or at least
drown it. This caused an over 100% rise of the use of the word 'smeg'.
After tying up the penis, she turned it over, and climbed on top of
it, freeing the ropes as she was in a secure position.
"Umm... You're riding my..." Justin began, but was cut off
mid-sentence by the young woman.
"Horsey!" she yelled, riding it off down the corridor. She'd
fashioned a crude lassoo out of the rope, and began trying to catch
more of them.
She'd left the Drive Room earlier under the impression that the only
effect was that of removing the penis, and making it attack its owner,
and anyone else nearby. She was now riding a man's phallus, someone
who she had never met until just a moment ago. Justin tried to run
after, but the giant schlong was just too fast, and he began to drop
behind.
"YEEHAW!" Rosette yelled. If Calvert was here, he would've fallen for
her more than he did during the escapades with the automatically
undoing dress in the ballroom, and that was saying something.
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"Someone better git me a list of them thar effects!" Calvert yelled at
no one in particular. All the while, the gas was spreading throughout
the ship. The crew members around him moved frantically trying to do
something about the gas. No one had even bothered checking if the SC
Oath Keepers security force had begun to invade.
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"Everyone split up, keep your gas masks on, and aprehend everyone you
find!" yelled the man at the front of the group of 5 men. Each one of
them was huge, covered in a suit of black armour that creaked as they
moved. They all carried a rifle of some kind, and began to move
throughout the Blue Dwarf.
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"Get back here!" Rosette yelled, as she followed an oversized male
brain move down the corridor at blinding speed. In her mind though,
it was just another horse that had escaped, and she was trying to
catch it.
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