Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Seymour - \"Selfish opinion\"

"Listen Seymour" Jay snapped "I don't wanna hear any opinion from you unless it's an idea to get back aboard!"
"But!"
"NIPPLES!"
"It's Niple!" Seymour huffed "And I think you could use the input from someone with some actual command experience!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You've hardly been the most successful captain Blue Dwarf's ever had have you?" Niples ranted "I think even Calvert could have looked after this crew better!"
Jay stormed across the Starbug's midsection, and grabbed Seymour by the shirt collar.
"You aren't the captain anymore.." he hissed, through gritted teeth "I give the orders now, NOT YOU!"
"..I ju..."
"SHUT UP!" Jay bellowed, and pushed Seymour away, throwing him into a nearby chair.
"So far, Rosette's plan's the best we have." Chrysler said, turning to face the rest of the crew and the screens. "Though, I will admit..." he shot a glance at Seymour "That Seymour does have a point. There IS a risk involved."
"SEE!" Seymour said, in a strop.
"Now" Jay contiuned "Does anyone have a better idea?"
 
 
 

From: Onion
Sent: Saturday, June 06, 2009 5:00 AM
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Seymour - "Selfish opinion"

Who: Crew of the StarbugWhere: Outside the BDWhen: After they chatted to the slightly psychotic and unhelpful Holly<snip>"NO OINTMENT!""Then the answer is no.""Ok..ok..ointment it is.." Jay said. "Though I'm still not sold on this idea, do we have any other suggestions that don't involve setting a murderous insect on the loose aboard the Dwarf?"Jay paused for a second. "No offence Rosette,..."<end snip>Seymour piped up. "I cannot believe we're even contemplating this!" He said, clearly annoyed. "Sending an alien killing machine onto the Blue Dwarf. And worse, we're further helping the said killing machine by giving it a 'luck virus' that -""OINTMENT!" Said Keto quickly."...A luck 'ointment' that will allow her to enter any access code on the ship. She could wander around the whole ship wreaking havoc and destruction. She could destroy my luxurious apartment, or my incredibly posh 5 star restaurant. What if she waits for us all to land in the flight deck, and then enter the access code that decompresses the deck and sucks us all out into space?""But I just won't do that." Said Rosette. Seymour shook his head. "But it WON'T be you will it. It'll be that..." He pointed up and down her body. "...That crazed monstrosity inside you.""I think I can control it." Said Rosette."You THINK?" Seymour said. "So you're not even certain?" Seymour turned to the Captain. "Mr Chrysler, if you go ahead with this plan it will be a mistake." He said and crossed his arms, avoiding any glare from Rosette.<OOC – That's Seymour's selfish opinion. So shall we go ahead with this plan? >