*Action* - The infidel (part2)

Who: Seymour Niples, and The Infidel
Where: Asda
When: After the Starbug team "beamed" back with the "other" Seymour
Ambassador Seymour Niples whistled to the tune of "God save the Queen" as he
walked down the supermarket aisle with a trolley. He found the expensive brand
of nappies that he usually got and placed it into the trolley.
Suddenly, a mirror version of himself jumped out from behind a stack of nappies
and stood before him. The other him was wearing a black and white striped
jumper, a French beret and had a ridiculous pencil-thin moustache.
"Hey it's you... I mean me!" Said Seymour. "Apart from you've got a worse dress
sense than me."
Seymour the infidel started to mime that he was trapped in a box.
"What the devil are you doing you silly sod." Said Seymour.
The infidel started to mime that he was picking up a long pole, then he leaped
forward and bashed Seymour on the head with it. Seymour collapsed unconscious.
Later, he woke up to realise he was tied up by an invisible mime rope.
<OOC – I'd really like someone to discover Seymour asap, so that he can tell
then there's a doppelgänger onboard. Who wants to find him?>
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Who: Jayne and The Infidel
Where: Promenade
When: After the mercenaries had started shooting at Spidette
Jayne crawled out of the club to avoid getting caught in the savage crossfire.
She knew that Spidette was trapped in there, and there was no way of getting out
without passing those Mercenaries.
Beneath her, a maintenance trapdoor opened and a man climbed up, using what
looked like an invisible rope.
"Seymour?" She asked.
The infidel had now changed into Seymour's clothes, and was indistinguishable
from this universe's Seymour Niples apart from the pencil thin moustache.
"Is that an invisible rope? How are you doing that? It looks like you're
miming!"
"I'm here to help" He said. She should have sensed danger straight away.
"Okay good. We need weapons." Jayne said. ""
"Agreed." Said the Infidel. "There's an armoury office just over there. You'll
need to give me the door access codes though and I'll go and get some."
"No way!" She said. "Those access codes allow you to override any locked door on
the entire ship. Even secure areas."
The infidel raised an eyebrow. His plan would be easy once he got the access
code.
"It's fine. I'll not tell anyone." He said.
<OOC - Does Jayne give him the access codes?>
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Who: Cassandra and baby Alota
When: After Alota "burrowed" them away
Where: Cargobay #L388
Cassandra found herself sitting on a plastic storage crate, with baby Alota on
her lap. The little girl giggled and dribbled over herself.
"Well done little one!" Cassandra said. "We're safe... for now."
She looked around, and noticed that every single crate in the room they were in
had the same symbol.
"Explosives?" She said, quickly reading the label for more information. "Smeg!
It's all crates of Starbug fuel!"
She carefully slid off the crate she was sat on and checked the map on the wall.
"Now, lets see where we are..."
She let her finger found where they were in relation to the Promenade. "We're on
the same deck as the Promenade.... only 20 metres through the rear wall of 'Club
Fister'.
A sound made her put her head against the wall. "I can hear something..."
Suddenly the wall exploded, sending her flying backwards over a crate of Starbug
fuel. The pressurised container didn't break, but rolled around on the floor.
She looked back at the wall, a hole had been made looking right back through to
Club Fister, Spidette standing there facing the mercenaries that she'd seen
shooting at them before. They'd fired enough explosive rounds to destroy the
back wall, and miss Spidette altogether.
Spidette ran into the store room behind, quickly followed by the mercenaries
with explosive rounds.
"WAIT!" Cassandra shouted at them. "Don't fire! There's enough explosives in
here to tear a hole in the-"
<OOC - Do they fire? Is there a big explosion? What happens?>

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