The Wife of Ryan [FPF]

Thank smeg Artemis and Boyd ain’t gonna kick it. I need Arti to keep that damn spider away from me when we get home, for a start.

If we get home.

Where even is home now? If we’re travelling about through time and space, does that mean Blue Dwarf has any more weight than anywhere else?
What I mean is, couldn’t we go Home-home?

I chuckled as Gangle-features flipped the Time Cocks the bird.

Then… We jumped.

I landed in a large sandy, dusty place. On my arse. For a minute I wondered if we were back in Desert World (or whatever the smeg that place is called). Then I seen a town in the distance, and reckoned it felt more like something out of that film, The Wife of Ryan... Somethin' like that. My little bro used to like it, said it was a 'classic'.

As if reading my deserty thoughts, the universe deposited the Prickly Pixie herself… On my lap.
I cleared my throat.

“Well…” I said.

“… This is awkward.”

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So, in a twist of… something the Universe finds amusing… Alex has been put together with one of those he was just feeling wary of. I wonder what will happen.

Jade: If you already wrote a post and/or had a better idea for Jade, I will just make it that he hit his head and was dreaming then wakes up properly/was hallucinating.

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