damn noisy neighbours!

As the various crew members made the most of their unconciousness around the
bar, they all awoke to the sound of rumbling from outside, They all got to
their feet as the front doors burst open three robots stood in the doorway.
and appeared to be looking for someone or something.
"Am i still drunk?" asked Owen,
Joe and Penny jumped in front of everyone else, this was about the bravest
thing Joe had done since being assigned to Blue Dwarfs security team.
"Where is the one they call Richards......"
"You mean Zack Richards?" asked Stewie
"you are correct human"
"He'll be working, up at McKenzies, thats if the smegger showed up this
morning, are you interested in a purchase?"
The Robots turned and left, "Target located, destroy anything that gets in
the way" said the lead robot.
Jay looked at Stewie "That was a very dumb thing you just did there
Stew-bert"
Stewie realising the they were probably gonna trash his store now chased
after the droids
shouting "Scuse me Mr robot sir, I thought you meant someone else if you'll
follow me I'll take you to him,...."
They ignored him, but he carried on chasing them along the promenade, Jay,
Owen joe and Steeeevvv followed while Penny warned Harris, as they ran they
came across Dirk Bell, who was getting to his feet, mumbling about pimpbots
and axes,.......
<over to you guys>
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andy Longman" <andy@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2001 9:45 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] the morning after the party
> After the bands dramatic encore, Owen announced to them that they could
head
> back to his bar, just them and the few lay-deez that had attached
themselves
> to the stage throwing various undergarments at them (except Joe who only
had
> a gas grenade thrown at thim by one of the security team) Penny however
had
> made one stipulation,
> "we dont let HIM come anywhere near us!" she said pointing at Dren Walker
> who was crouched at her feet writhing in agony clutching his nether
regions,
> they had arrived at Parrots, played pool, (although jay had refused to
play
> with Joe) Owen was dishing out free drink. that was about all they could
> remember
> Jay was the first to wake up. his back bent at an impossible angle over
the
> bar, next to a woman he'ed never seen. he looked around, MAN they had
> trashed the bar, Steev Macenzyyyyyyyy was still asleep under the bar with
a
> hose pouring whisky/vodka/teqila/absinthe/aftershock down his throat
> Stewie and Owen were in different corners of the bar with different women,
> and Joe was wearing a traffic cone still clutching his recorder, Penny was
> nowhere in sight.
> Jay tried to stand, too much effort....he toppled over face first, landing
> with his face between Joes feet. and passed out..............
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "John Caulfield" <noodle155@...>
> To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2001 12:34 PM
> Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The band begins to play
>
>
> > The band were all set up on the stage, Joe stepped up to the microphone
> with
> > his recorder hanging round his neck.
> > Several (well in fact most) of the crew started Booing and hissing.
> > Joe laughed "Well, i see you all remember my performance at the karioke,
> but
> > i was drunk then and tonight i've just been on the milkshakes"
> > A little snigger came from Jay.
> > "Anyway, we're gonna start with a a bit of a slow one, by one of the
> > greatest singers of the 20th century, Frank Sinatra."
> > And so Joe began to sing.
> > "Fly me to the moon and let me, play amongst the stars, Let me see what
> > spring is like on Jupiter and Mars..."
> > The crowd looked up in amazement, when he wasn't completely paraletic
Joe
> > had the voice of an angel. Several fights that had broken out (most
> started
> > by the security thugs, Tom, Dick and Harry)suddenly stoped. The whole
> band
> > was amazing, perfectly in time, not hitting any bum notes at all, even
> Joe's
> > recorder solo was good.
> > The song finished and the crowd went crazy, they all loved it, shout's
of
> > "More" and "Wooohooo" went up from the room.
> > "Thank you, thank you all, and now please give it up, and welcome onto
the
> > stage, everybody's favourite security officer.....Penny Lloyd"
> > "Thanks Joe" said Penny and launched into a version of 'Johnny be Good'
> > Everyone started dancing, even Major Harris appeared to be having a good
> > time.
> > The Blue Dwarf band actually appeared to be the best band this side of
> alpha
> > centuri, (in fact, 30 years later one of the crew released a dodgy
bootleg
> > copy of the gig and made millions)that was until.....
> >
> > <Well, it couldn't go completely to plan could it - Over to anyone who
> wants
> > to continue it>
> >
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