Showdown at McKenzie\'s - Not Impressed!

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Showdown at McKenzie's - NOT IMPRESSED!
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Stewie was perusing through important linen pillow order forms when the racket started.
He stepped out and saw D'Arcy-Jada Longwood, Penny Lloyd a humungus armadillo.
Stewie saw the grenade launcher in Lloyd's arms.
"I see it Gov," she said.
"NOOO!! YOU'RE GOING TO ..."
BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!
" ... destroy the crockery ..."
Stewie was furious. The expensive crockery of Ganymede had been shattered by a
cockney bouncer with a grenade launcher.Zack Richards, Stewie McKenzie, Back-Up agents
Bedding
Zack thought it was the end ... until he saw the BACKUP agents chasing
him down the Bedding section. He stepped dead in his tracks. Something far more scary
was in front of him - STEWIE McKENZIE
"Er. .. Stewie .. RUN!!"
McKenzie didn't budge. Neither did Zack. Stewie was holding him.
"You have explaining to do!!!"
"The agents ..." Zack uttered.
The agents stopped.
"Hand over Zack!"
"'Scuse me sirs, but did you cause this racket?"
"We did. Now hand over Zack."
Zack saw this one coming. He didn't want to be around when Stewie was angry.
"LOOK HERE! I AM STEWIE McKENZIE! OWNER OF THIS DEPARTMENT STORE! I DO NOT
TOLERATE INTERPLANETARY THUGS RUINING 1000 BUCK-QUIDDER DINING SETS! AND DON'T YOU
DARE THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! I WILL CONTACT YOUR SUPERIORS AND
GET THEM TO PAY THE DAMAGES!!! THIS HAS REALLY INFURIATED ME!!! I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE LOOKING AND TRYING TO ARREST ZACK, 'COZ YOU AIN'T GOING TO GET HIM!!!!
SO BE OFF!"
The agents scurried away before Stewie blasted them again. Zack was creeping away
but couldn't get away.
"Zack! Come here!"
Oh crap, Zack thought, I'm going to get it now.
"Zack, count your lucky blessings that I didn't turn you in! Now you are going
to come with me to speak to the Security Department. ...Major Harris, Penny Lloyd, D'Arcy-Jada Longwood
Stewie McKenzie, Zack Richards.
Administration Office McKenzie's
"Not impressed Major Harris!"
Stewie scolded at the Security staff, like a Headmaster. He called upon CashHolly.
"CashHolly, what are the estimated costs of the Security Departments damages?"
"$£10,650 on store items plus a further $£93,850 on building damages."
Harris nearly fell off his seat. He didn't think they did that much damage.
"Well Harris, you better explain to me what happened ..."[Over to you Security. I'll remind you that I'm not impressed]Do You Yahoo!?Yahoo! Auctions - Buy the things you want at great prices!

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