Folsom Prison Blues

"I fought the law and the law won" Dren screamed at the top of his lungs. It
didn't matter, he was alone in a cell in security. He hadn't seen anyone for
a day. No one even brought him food, so he ate his shoe. Yes, his shoe.
Locked up and left to die. Maybe someone would come to work and find him, he
doubted it though. Everyone was too involved with Robot Wars. They'd have
their competetion, and maybe some one would say "Hey wasn't that guy
suppossed to host, oh well" By the time anyone came looking for him he'd be
dead, shoes aren't very nutritious. "Holly!" Dren yelled.
"What?" Holly appeared on a screen.
"You gotta get me out of here."
"I can't. I finished my crossword, you're useless now."
"Could you at least notify the captain. I'm being held for a theft no one
seems to have reported I haven't eaten or been checked on since they locked
me up. To make matters worse I'm going to miss hosting Robot Wars." Dren
complained.
"Tough titty. We've all got problems." Holly callously replies.
"What's you're beef?"
"No one asked me to help with Robot Wars."Holly answered.
"I'll tell you what, Dirk would probably LOVE for you to help him with his
robot. If you notify Captain Niples and Dirk, I'll make sure of it."
"I'll think about it."
--nanosecond later in Bells room
"Bing Bong!" Holly says as Bell leaps up from his bed buttoning his pants.
"Just a minute, don't come in!" Bell screams as he stashes a porno mag under
his bunk.
"Dren said I could be your partner for Robot wars." Holly says.
"It's a nice thought but the robot's pretty much done."
"That lying bugger. I hope he rots in prison. As for you, I'm going to tell
everyone I caught you jerking off."
"whoah, hold up, Holly. I meant to say, Hello partner, let's make a robot."
Bell smiles.
"I thought you'd see it my way." Holly beamed.
"Dren's in jail again?"
"He stole a suit for Robot Wars."
"But I gave him money!"
"Oh well, let's look at your bot."
-----The Captain's office seconds later
"Captain, third technitian Dren Walker is in the holding cell down in
security. No one has checked on him in twenty-four hours. He's being held for
stealing although no charges have been pressed. And he ate his own shoe."
Holly blurted out.
"His own shoe?" the Captain inquired.
"Yes, his own shoe."