Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A funny thing happened on the way to the rehearsals
"You Jay will go first"
Suddenly Jay realised everyone was staring at him, truth is he was drunk when he signed up to act in the show, but never one to back out he went for it anyway, flicking therough a few pages of the script he stood in front of everyone, and read a few lines of different charcters jumping from place to place to indicate who was speaking and where they were, (dont expect me to quote any lines in the post!) After about five minutes, Stewie spoke, "Well done Jay, theres definitly a part in for you somewhere, just have to figure out who, you can sit down,"
Jay was sweating like a pig, jumping like crazy all over the room was toguh work, and to top it all i'd only gone and got a bloody part, he thoguht he was playing down so that he would appear REeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllly bad, in order to get the hell out of here, but even so stewie had been impressed, "SMEG!" he thought, "oh well might as well go through with it now" he took a bow, and sat down to the clapping of DR. Shakespeare alone.
"Truly remarkableeth, perchance you would be intereted in performing in a play of mine own upon one fine evening?"
"Yeah, whatever," came the reply, still trying to breath.....
(Tara your next i think...)
----- Original Message -----
From: Dave Innes
To: Blue Dwarf
Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2001 7:32 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A funny thing happened on the way to the rehearsals
A Funny Thing Happened on the wayto the rehearsals [OOC - Thanks to everyone who signed up!](Tuesday, 3rd of April)Stewie's mind boggled at all the people interested in his musical production. Hereplied to all of them, and set a time for 5.00 PM - 7.30 PM Monday - Wednesday.(Wednesday, 4th of April)Everyone turned up at one of Blue Dwarf's empty halls. Dr. Keto, Alota Viagra, Tara,Jay Chrysler, Dr. "Shakespeare",and Haven Exodus were either chatting pleasently orshouting "Curse you'eth! Being of evil!" Then Stewie stood and spoke to the group."Hello and welcome everyone to the new Stewie McKenzie production! I thank you each verymuch for coming! Now most of you should of heard of the old 20th Century musical, Phantomof the Opera. Now before I start handing out roles and scripts, I'm going to see how... er.... experienced you are with this production. I will hand each one a part of the playwhere you must act out. I shall do this in alphabetical order, so you Jay Chrysler will gofirst.[Take it away Jay! Each person in alphabetical order will proceed after the other, soTara Cleavage will go after Jay, followed by Haven, Keto, Shakespeare & Alota.] Do You Yahoo!?Yahoo! Mail Personal Address - Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.