confused auditions

Stewie took out some pieces of paper.
"Right! Now you will do the scene where I will play the Phantom and Alota
will
play Christine and she is lead to my underground lair."
At that point the doors burst open and in walked a man in a black cloak and
hood, with a red and black stripy face and little horns on his head, and a
small stick with a button on it in his hand. He walked up to the stage with
his cloak billowing out behind him, did a sommersault onto the stage and
pressed the button on his stick, there was a sound that went whooooom and a
shaft of red light came out of each end. The man spun it around for a bit
and then stared a Stewie.
"You underestimate the power of the darkside old man" the man said.
"Excuse me?" replied Stewie
"You will bring Queen Amadala to me now" the man said with a wave of his
hand.
"I think you may have made a mistake" said Stewie
"The only mistake i made was not destroying you the first time we met" said
the man.
"Ermmm, are you here for the audition?" Stewie asked
"Yes i am" the man replied
"You do realise that this is an audition for The Phantom of the Opera don't
you?"
"Oh bugger, i thought it was for The Phantom Menace, sorry" the man removed
his mask and revealed himself as Joe Schweeble. "I always mess things up
like that" said Joe and started to cry "i suppose i haven't got the part
then" Joe managed to say inbetween sobs and started to walk away.
"Hold on a minute" said Stewie,"That was quite an impressive sommersault you
did, i might have a part for you as one of the dancers" (OCC: i don't know
if there is any dancers in this musical, i guess there is now)
Joe stopped crying instantly "Really!!?, wow, thank you, thank you so much"
<Back to your audition Alota - sorry for the interuption>
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