42nd Schweeble/Deck the Halls with Screens of Holly/InnnnnnnnnSPECT

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42nd Schweeble

"Well, Miss Viagra that was an absolutely stunning
performance. Your acting
skills prove to be of an
excellent standard."
Stewie wrote in his notes under Shakespeare's comments.
Viagra, Alota Excellent quality acting. Prehaps could be one
of the leading roles.
"Right now, Mr. Zodar. Please play the same part
only that YOU will
be the Phantom and Ms. Viagra!"

"Yes?" she asked.
"Please once again do Christine's part."
Tara narrowed her eyes on Alota.Why didn't I get picked to play Christine? she thought to herself.
"Oh and Mr. Schweeble!"
"Yes Stewie?"
"I'd like you, after Christopher here, to play the final scene where The Phantom
asks Christine to join her. It would be such a waste for you to be a mere dancer!"[OOC - Take it away Zodar. Joe, don't think you're going to be just a simple dancer!
You have talent!]
Deck the Halls with Screens of Holly

CashHolly was bored. His master, Stu, was busy with the musical and he had nothing to do.
He decided to have a walk.
He glided through the ships mainframe.
"Hello Holly!" he said to another computer.
"Hello CashHolly!"
"Hello Holly 2!"
"Hello CashHolly!"
"Hello ... Saddam?"
Saddam was practically possessed by the devil. He seemed evil looking. Then
he saw evil Phil.Oh crap! CashHolly thought, I better see Phil!"
Phil was standing tensely at the main Science sector doors. His Holo-watch (which
was purchased from McKenzies) sprang into life as CashHolly appeared.
"Look! I bought this fair and square!"
"No! Saddam has been taken over by Evil Phil!"
"Gee you're quick!" Phil sighed.
"Look, us Holly's may or may not be able to help! Explain the situation
would you please Phil?"[Yours now Phil.]
InnnnnnnnnSPECTION!

Elizabeth was munching away at her chocolate when Captain Niples entered.
"Hello Ms. Padbury. It's time for your inspection!"
"Don't need to - the chocolates are all fine!"
"No! Promenade shop inspections!"
"Oh. Do they involve chocolate?"
"NO! All you have to do is make sure all the shops are fine!"
"Oh."
"You can start with Parrots Bar 2001, followed by McKenzies."[Owen, over to you. Zack - you are in charge of the McKenzie's inspection]Do You Yahoo!?Yahoo! Mail Personal Address - Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail.

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