New Catalogue
McKenzie's April/May Catalogue
"The store with the old fashioned service!"
Ladies Fashion wearNew stock has arrived from the chic outlets of
Miranda.Ladies' D'Abo Holowear blazersFor the women who wants to work in
fashion.$£59.05Ladies' Chanel CasualwearComes in wide range of colours, with
tracksuit tops and pants.$£50.15Ladies' Allstar working shoesBest suited with formal suit. Comfortable
and sleek for all offices.$£10.25 (pair)Ladies' RunWear Sport shoesAppropriate for all occassions
in the field of sport and recreation.$£9.35Ladies' Fillda BrasAvaliable in all sizes, for the women
who need that extra support.$£5.05Ladies' HoloFash Casual WearFor the dead women of the 22nd
Century.$£29.05Mens Fashion wearThe best and most fashionable of mens wear
around.Mens' Saunders Holowear Office wearFor the men who need to keep in office
fashion.$£44.05Mens' SpIrIt CasualwearAll sizes, shapes colours avaliable,
shirts, trousers and tracksuits.$£25.15 eaMens' Cl'areke formal shoesBest suited with Cl'areke suits. Fashionable
and reasonable for all offices.$£8.25 (pair)Mens' Slaz'angel Sport shoesA must have for all occasions
in the area of sport and recreation.$£7.35Mens' Bond briefsAvaliable in all sizes, for the men
who ... I'll leave it there.$£6.05Mens' HoloFash Casual WearFor the dead man of the 22nd
Century.$£26.05Audio/VisualYou need the best? Go to McKenzie's and
you'll get the best damn Audio Visual stuff ever. DVD/VCD Player, modifier recorderIt has everything you can possibly want!.$£121.05TV UHF/VHF/AHF/OHF/OAF/FHA Variety bandsAbsolutely every damn visual band in the
cosmos.$£232.05Stereo CD/TAPE/DISC with full bassYou want to rock the house? Get this
stereo with 129 range bass control!!!$£426.05Bass/Treble alternator (suit. TV)To raise the bass and treble on your own
TV.$£96.05EroticaPerformance enhancing, "Well, Hello" and
"The Usual Boy meets girl stories" are used
to describle McKenzie's Erotica section. You'll
see why!I'm PornLatest pornographic film - 170 mins.$£25.05Vibrating plastic frogsFeeling good at all times, this frog will
spice up any evening.$£5.05 eaErotic tennis ballsNew stock arrived in all colours -
see the range.$£6.05 pack of 3Stimulating pillowsNo questions asked regarding this.
$£10.05ComputersAll the computers and accessories that you
will ever need! Intel 967 with controllable crash levelsAll usual refinements with crash controls.$£1121.05Miza Laserjet printerQuickest printer in the business - 5 pages
per second.$£902.05Keya KeyboardsKeyboard with every control imaginable
plus electrofying security.$£99.99Chenda CD CopiersComplete set of CD copiers (1 complete copy per
2 minutes.$£1000.05
See inside store for more bargains and things you need! We still also need:
* Part time checkout attendants
* Full time Cheif of Staff
* Full time store staff.
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