This.... he he... is ....he he he... not ...heh heh.. funny.... HAH
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Without another word he padded quietly over to his bed and sat on the end of it, staring at the blank wall opposite him.
"Miss Cleavage," he said, not looking around, "Would you care to step out from there for a moment?" Zodar stepped forward.
"Charles, it wasn't her. I put her up to it." All eyes turned to Zodar. This was completely unexpected.Keto looked up, "You did, did you?"
"Yes. Do something about it." Zodar didn't want to be doing this. Well, he did, but it was a very risky move. ----end large snip----
Tara had been crouched under Keto's bed but when he sat on it she had been flattened against the floor. She was cursing herself, because this was where her plan had fallen appart. The bit she hadn't planned for. There was a quiet hissing noise by here nose. She peered down as much as she could being trapped under a bed it was hard and saw a gas coming out of a small vent in the floor. A small quiet giggle escaped her mouth. 'Smeg' she thought, 'laughing gas'. There was a bigger giggle. When she thought about being trapped under the bed she had to bite a mouthfull of carpet to stop the largest laugh this side of Saturn escaping her mouth. Then she heard Zodar say
"Yes. Do something about it." and she couldn't stop it she laughed a big, huge, laugh that shook her, and the bed, and Keto sitting on top of the bed. By now everyone else was chuckeling .. everyone but Keto that is. The hissing noise stopped and was replaced by a quiet sucking noise and the gas was dissapering. The space above Tara got larger as Keto lept off the bed his feet appered next to Tara's head
"Come out Miss Cleavage I know your there" but Tara couldn't. As the effects of the gas drained away Tara became paralyzed with fear. 'Oh frelling smeg. Now i'm dead. First the Jay thing now this. Oh smeg smeg smeg' Tara thought. Tara glanced out from under the bed Keto was facing the other way and the rest of the housemates had dissapered after realizing it was laughing gas. Tara noticed that Keto's ears were red and so was his neck. Tara was still looking out from under the bed when Keto wheeled around, grabbed Tara's arm and pulled her out from under the bed.
<Keto...>
ooc- sorry Zo couldn't let you take the blame