'Dire measures'

Harris, Edwards and Mad Mich MacCloud, plus other security
BD which is still planetbound
Harris leaned back against the barrack reloading his LA pistel, waiting for a
pause in Eniram fire to return.
"Edwards!" Harris yelled into the internal com. "Are you in position yet?"
Security Storage
Edwards and MacCloud entered the storage area.
Edwards responded. "We're here."
"Box 312 and the passcode is A245." Harris told Edwards over the internal com.
Edwards quickly found the box and tapped in the code. The box opened with a
whine and looking inside she saw... bagpipes?
"Come back to Daddy." MacCloud commented as he picked up the bagpipes and
hugged them.
"Access the internal com, set it to boardcast over the entire ship and have
MacCloud play those damn pipes." Harris ordered over the com.
Edwards quickly did as she was ordered. She may be rengade when it comes to
normal days but this was different. "You'er turn scottie."
MacCloud grinned and then started to play, badly doesn't describe how bad his
play was. Throughout the entire ship the sound of the badly played bagpipes
echoed throughout the corridors, the rooms, everywhere.
Al over the ship there was screaming and shouts of 'Make it stop!'