Really funky cool musical number
Where: The Promenade
Who: Canazza, Timmy
When: Just after the Santa is disabled
Canazza is walking along the deserted rows of shops, he carries Timmy under his left arm, the McDonalds has a sign, professionally made saying 'Undergoing refurbishment due to:' and underneath is a sign written on whiteboard with black marker saying 'Polymorph'
"hey, now that the Santa's gone can we PLEASE go back to the bar" moaned Timmy
"It's not gone, it's just disabled, we have to find a way to get rid of it"
"NO!" Timmy Protested, "I AM NOT GOING ANY FURTHER!" he bit into Canazza, causing him to drop the droid
"OW! that hurt" Canazza examined his arm, it was fine, but there were teethmarks, "Since when did you have - oh, engineering Prank..."
"Nope, that was my own idea" Timmy replied, turning in the direction of the bar
"You won't get far" and he was right, Timmy bumped into something, yet, there was nothing there,
"What is this?"
"i've got you on a virtual tether, I did it while you were pissed."
"That's... That's... That's illegal."
"no it isn't, you are my pet Robot"
"WHA-!" Timmy looked shocked, "You little," Timmy jerked, "urrgh... i don't feel so good"
Timmy started convulsing, Canazza looked worried,*BUURRPP*
"Timmy... that was horrible" He looked at the droid, it's nose had turned from Red to it's natural grey.
"You git! I'm Sober!"
"Umm... Sorry,"
"I NEED TO GO TO THE BAR!"
"You don't NEED to go to the bar"
"But i do... you see..."
Timmy pulls out a microphone from somewhere. The Promenade lights dim so there is but a spotlight over Timmy, there is soft intro music coming from somewhere Canazza can't pinpoint. Timmy began to sing.
#I know a drink who's tough but sweet
#she's so fine she can't be beat
#she's got everything that I desire
#she sets my u-rine on fireTimmy jumps on a bench and screams out the chorus, the Promenade lights start flashing wildly#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUMThe Lights return to before and Timmy jumps off the bench back into the spotlight
#Got to drink her when the lights goes down
#Ain't no fingers, the bottle i'll down,
#You're my oil, what the doctor ordered
#So sweet, you make my mouth waterThis Time Timmy jumps on Canazza's head as the lights go mad#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUMHe stays on Canazza's head and the spotlight moves over to him
#brandy in the bar there's nothing larger
#but I like brandy when it's mixed in a lager
#Someday soon I'll make you mine
#Then I'll have brandy all the timeafter each line he beats out the drums on Canazza's head#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM#I want brandy
BUM BA DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUMCanazza falls to the floor in a daze, Timmy hops off and lifts Canazza's head up
#brandy in the morning time
#brandy in the hot sunshine
#brandy baby can't you see
#All I want is your brandy
The lights returned to normal and Timmy let go of his head
"Fine" said Canazza, still slightly dozy from the pounding, "you can go to the bar..."
"YES!"
"I think i prefer you drunk"Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Prefers Robots who are drunk