Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] I\'ve been naughty

"Now, now Mr FBI" putting on a sexy yet baby voice "Do we look like we're elves?" She stroked his arm as she spoke, standing very close to him. "You know I don't even know your name.""Jasmine what are you doing" Dean shouted"Shut up Dean" Jay whispered"I need a man who's in charge Dean, not some Flyboy, so what was your name again?"
 
"She...." Dean started "She....dumped me!"
Jay shook his head, was Dean really stupid enough not to realise Jasmine was acting? And if he was why was he letting him work in his department...yup, he'd definitley have to get around to actually signing the transfer papers he filled in months ago, in an attempt to get Dean reassigned to Keto's department, but he couldnt be that mean, not even to Keto.
"Listen.." Jasmine said to the FBI agent, looking at his name badge, "Agent Stone" she said, "Me and my friends here got a little problem.." she flirted more with this guy than she usually did with Dean, that made Phil and Jay snigger, until they promptly stopped after seeing Dean's glaring face.
Jasmine gave the agent 'puppy dogs' "let us go....pleaaaaaase?"
It was at this point, a clanking noise came from around the corner, everyone looked to see what was happening.
"HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" came the voice of 1500 robot Santas
 
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Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] I've been naughty
Who: Those in & around the Sled (I'm catching up and filling in the blanks)<SNIP> "What's that sound?" Dean asked Jay. "What sound?" Jay replied. "The faint scream coming from above us." "Oh, that sound." At which point, Cerebrum slammed into the sleigh. Fortunately, it was heavily reinforced given the speeds it had to travel. Unfortunately, Cerebrum wasn't. "Hi, nice to see you guys," he said, spitting out blood. "What are you doing here?" He never heard the answer, as the other end of the line, attached to a heavy, metallic coupler, finished falling and whacked him on the head, propelling Cerebrum into the seas of unconciousness. <END SNIP>"I should attend to him shouldn't I?" Jasmine said looking down at Cerebrum."Well you are the only Nurse around." "So your saying I should help him then Captain?""Hey, I never said that."<other things happened that won't be mentioned again, like Phil telling me about 'other mini phil' and Jay getting hurt and Phil falling through the Skylight.... honest I didn't push him><SNIP> "The stupid smegger forgot to take his presents." said WW."Well, start throwing down the chimney, he can pick them up when he's down there." "Good Idea Dean, for once." said Jasmine, and WW, Jasmine and Dean, started to chuck the gifts down the chimney. <END SNIP>Finally Phil and Jay got back up to the roof, neither looked too happy."What's wrong with you two?" "Nothing much Jas, JUST THAT PHIL NEARLY GOT US KILLED""Nothing new there" Dean added"I didn't get any more alcohol" Phil whined"Next house" White WOlf had, had enough.<SNIP> "Good work gentleman," Cerebrum said, having regained concious. "That should solve all our problems." "Freeze!" barked a voice from below the roof. Several men in black suits and sunglasses were aiming guns at the sled. "I should learn not to say things like that," he sighed. One of the men shouted again. "We're from the FBI. We have reason to believe that you have some connections with the terrorist group Elf Qaeda." <END SNIP>The Blue Dwarfers each put their hands behind their heads."One moment" Jasmine said as she picked up one of the presents and hit Cerebrum in the head, it wasn't enough to knock him out but boy did it hurt."What did that kid get bricks?" Cerebrum rubbed his headJay looked down at the list, "Yeap""Shut up you lot, now move slowly out of the sled, and keep your hands behind your heads where we can see them." yelled one of the FBI guys."How can we have our hands where you can see them and behind our heads" Dean said trying to work it out."I said shut up" The man spoke again, he seemed new at this, White Wolf sensed this and gently pushed Jasmine forward, she got the idea straight away, pity Dean didn't."Now, now Mr FBI" putting on a sexy yet baby voice "Do we look like we're elves?" She stroked his arm as she spoke, standing very close to him. "You know I don't even know your name.""Jasmine what are you doing" Dean shouted"Shut up Dean" Jay whispered"I need a man who's in charge Dean, not some Flyboy, so what was your name again?"<TAG> I hope I haven't ruined anything...JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.

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