The Fool: Dean, Phil or MP ???

Who: Jasmine, Dean, Jay, Phil, Mini-Phil, White Wolf, Cerebrum and
1500 Robot Santa's.
Where: In a van on a planet.
When: After Jasmine hit Phil for trying to "hit" on her and just
before Rio and Amber have saved the real Santa.
<SNIP> Jasmine meanwhile, realised something. "Why didn't we just
bring MP back in to the van to stock up?" "I wanted to be rid of Dean
for a while that's all." said Phil, getting up from the floor. <THUD>
Another hit from Jasmine put him right back down again. Just then,
one of the santa's picked up the skateboard with MP on it, and in
doing so snapped the rope, sending Dean flying into the
air... "BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" <END SNIP>
"DEAN!!!!!" Jasmine screamed out the side of the van, Cerebrum held
her back in case she fell or jumped out.
"MINI-ME!!!!!!" Phil cried out from where he was sitting on the floor
of the van.
"Why aren't you guys stopping? Didn't you see what just happened?"
Jasmine started yelling at White Wolf and Jay in the front.
"Yeah I saw it and I don't really care, one won't leave my wife to
have a shower in peace and the other costs my department too much
money, plus there's 1500 RobotSanta's to face if we go and save
them." Jay answered.
"Although you do have a point there, we do have to go and save them."
White Wolf pointed out.
"Can't leave a man behind on a mission." Jay said, the van stopped.
"No its not that, there's less paper work involved if we save them."
White Wolf admitted
"That's what I was trying to tell you Jay, geez you really think I
was fearing for Dean's life, I was fearing for our drinking time, I'm
his girlfriend not his wife."
The van raced back towards the boys, ploughing down the RobotSanta's
as they went, Dean was still on the ground where he had landed after
bouncing a few times on the road before coming to a sickly thud of a
stop.
Phil started handing out weapons and the team jumped out of the van
bullets, lasers and a whole lot of noise.
Jasmine and Jay made their way over to the group of the RobotSanta's
that were going for Dean.
White Wolf stood by the side door of the van blasting robots,
protecting their only mode of transport, while Cerebrum just fired
anywhere and everywhere, only just missing the other BlueDwarf
members.
Phil fired his way though about 20 or so robots to make a clear path
for him to reach MP who he found humping a female SantaRobot.
"You got to be kidding me, Mini-Me!"
"Eeeeee-Eee!"
"Oh I see, they're quite big aren't they, come on make your way back
to the van."
Phil fired his way back to the van, MP followed still holding the
female RobotSanta in his hands.
Dean was slowly getting up he was very sore and had a broken arm from
the fall, Jasmine and Jay had reached him, but the RobotSanta's now
blocked their way back to the van.
"I don't believe it, of all the arms to break, my wan..." He stopped
looking at Jasmine and Jay. "My drinking arm."
"Dean you could drink with no arms!" Jasmine shook her head
"Yeah but he can't (hand movement inserted) with no hands." Jay
laughed at Dean
"Well that's what girlfriends are for!" Dean said putting his good
arm around Jasmine who took it off her and handed him a gun.
"Not this girlfriend sweetie, now make yourself useful, we gotta get
back to the van."
"Why can't it come to us" Dean whined, now in a bad mood.
"He's got a good point there Jas."
"Phil what has Mini-Phil got there?" White Wolf asked
"A female Santa."
"Since when are their female santa's?" Cerebrum came over slowly, one
hand covered in blood covered a wound on his left shin but he was
still blasting away at the RobotSanta's.
"Eeeee Eeeeeeeeee E Eee"
"What did he say?"
"He said she likes it so much she's ticking"
"She's ticking?" Cerebrum repeated
"SHE'S TICKING!" White Wolf yelled running with Cerebrum for cover.
"Oh shit a bomb" Phil finally getting the picture and following the
other two, Mini-Phil tried to run away from the female SantaRobot but
he seemed to have his zipper caught on her thigh joint.
<insert big explosion>
Cerebrum, White Wolf and Phil looked up from where they had hidden,
they saw pieces of what were the van and a black midget standing
alone his hands still holding the female RobotSanta's butt, the only
bit left of her.
The RobotSanta's that weren't hit by the blast were now coming back
towards the group. Jasmine, Jay and Dean getting to the others first.
"There's so many" Jasmine looked dismayed
"I'm out of ammo, Phil fill me up" Jay chucked his gun at Phil
"Same" Cerebrum, Dean, Jasmine and White Wolf called at the same time
all throwing they're weapons at Phil, who only managed to catch them
on his head and at his chest.
"Arh, problem there... the ammo for these weapons were in the van,
the van has blown up with everything in it."
"Oh great now we're really doomed" Dean sobbed.
"But I have these" Phil started pulling little guns out of his
backpack "There's only 200 bullets in each so don't waste them"
"These look like normal guns with normal bullets, they'll kill us for
sure!"
"That's where your wrong, they're made of a special metal that can
hold acid, when the bullet is fired the metal heats up and weakens
the acid begins to eat through it by the time the bullet has inpacted
with the target the acid is released and it eats away at the target."
"Oh Phil your a genius" Jasmine said jumping up and down "I could
kiss you"
"Right here love" Phil said smiling and pointing
"Ewwww, I'll pass thanks"
"Oh shut up lets blast these robots"
The group jumped out of their hiding spot ready for war against the
RobotSanta's only to find them getting into sled's and flying away,
there was one sled left, it had no Robots on it, seemed the Team had
only killed off about 100 enough for one sled.
"Alright lets follow them"
"No way lets get back to the Dwarf"
Jay got up front and flew the sled back to BlueDwarf and yet was
still following the RobotSanta's at the same time.
"Oh great the Dwarf is going to be attacked by 1400 RobotSanta's
while under a lock down and with no warning"
"Well it is the Dwarf" Jasmine said as she saw to Dean's, Mp's and
Cerebrum's wounds.
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<Hope you liked it :)>
Lace Chambers aka Jasmine Starbolt