Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Easter Bunny Vs. the Blue Dwarf - Like as if we didn\'t know who would lose..

Phil coughed and pointed.  Alota was lying on the floor unconscious, because the disk Phil had shot had bounced of the wall and cut the rope."Phil! You smooshed my XO!" Bellowed the huge hamster.MP came over an held out a pair of strapped reindeer antlers, and made the "put 'em on" gesture."And that is not a Toupee!" Fumed the Hamster."Hey, it's the thought that counts, Right?" remarks Phil.At this point the drive room doors hissed open, and Chrysler burst through, skidding to a halt when he saw Alota.
"What......" was all he could say.
Phil walked over and looked at his feet, and back to Jay, "sorry man...medi-crew are on the way"
Jay dropped to his knees beside Alota's lifeless form, and held her head in his hands. "She...she cant..." he gibbered and looked down at his wife "C'mon Alota..you can get through this,.....please..you gotta......you..."
Wildflower and Coffee entered, "HELP HER!" Jay said, "Please, you gotta help her, Keto...he can..he can help her, he HAS to..."
Wildflower checked for a pulse and looked at Jay.
 
"Shes alive, ...barely" she said "We'll have to take her to medi-bay"
Jay said nothing, just held Alota's head in his hand's and looked down at her.
"Jay..." Said Wildflower, placing a hand on his shoulder, "I have to ask you to let go, we can help,...I hope"
Jay nodded, saying nothing, just stood and walked to the corner of the room and stared out of the window.
As Alota was lifted onto the stretcher and Coffee and Wildflower began to leave Jay spoke
" Please...Jenny, Hazel....don't let her die.."
"I promise Jay.." Wildflower said,
"Dont forget Dean...I...we need him..."
Wildflower and Hazel just nodded and took Alota to the medi-bay.
 
Jay turned, "Phil..."
"Yeh?..."
"Make sure that rabbit ROTS in the tank" Jay said, referring to the brig on floor 13, "Because if he ever EVER gets out and I hear about it........"
Phil nodded. "Shes alive....Keto can help her"
"....I hope your right"
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf <cmdrwhitewolf@...>
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, January 11, 2003 12:56 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Easter Bunny Vs. the Blue Dwarf - Like as if we didn't know who would lose..
Who: Captain White Wolf, and a cast of thousands. (Oh, ok - Elwood, Phil, MP and Alota.)Where: The BD Landing bay.When: Read it and find out... <Snip>"Dont get comfy guys" Jay shouted as he leapt from the sleigh and ran across the shuttlebay, "In case you hadnt noticed theres a pretty big fleet of Robo-claus' out there that wanna Blow-ho-ho our heads off" <End Snip>"I better get up to the Drive room!" Commented White Wolf, while walking around the Phoenix towards the Lifts before coming to a stop as he spotted Elwood standing next to what looked like the smouldering remains of a RoboSanta."Well, It certainly looks like you done a good job defending the ship there, Elwood." complimented the 6' 1" hamster, "How did you do it, Did you use some sort of new secret weapon of yours?""Well, I just started an argument with him using something his miniscule processing unit couldn't handle", Said Elwood sounding slightly smug, "intelligence...""Um ... well... Remind me never to get in arguement with you." Commented the still slightly hung over & staggering Phil as he came over to glance at the smoking remains, "Man it's awfully bright in here in the landing bay, you sure he didn't get cooked under all these bright lights?"<Snip>"Someone get someone to check Dean out, we got alien ass to fry!"<End>"UGH! Geez, does he have to be so loud? Nevermind, I'll get go 'em..." Said Phil, putting on a pair of Dark sunglasses that MP handed him and starting to walk away, then pausing for a moment and asking, "Err... Captain could you point the way for me?"Both Elwood & White Wolf pointed, when Holly suddenly blared over the Tonney, "This is a Furry Alert, this a Flurry alert, All Hominids report to the big wheel thingee.""What's That all about?" Asked White Wolf."A six foot Lagomorph has broken has just broken into the Drive room and taken Miss Chrysler hostage." replied Elwood matter of factly."A LAG-WHAT?" Commented Phil."Bunny rabbit, didn't you pay attention in Biology?" Snapped the 6' 1" Tall rodent, then turning to Elwood and asked, "How did you get that from that Gibberish Holly just said?""I heard it on the Scutter news network." Replied Elwood."Anything else?""Oh Yes - Several of the scutter think that this fellow must have a Bugs bunny as a relative, Because he's got Executive Officer Chrysler tied up in a chair with a anvil being held by a rope hanging over her head, while demanding we stop shooting down the other santa sleighs or he's gonna push the button on  his remotely controlled rope cutting device and let the anvil drop..." Before Elwood finished speaking there was a audible <swoosh> as the hamster rushed  from the landing bay down on all fours, as he yelled over his shoulder, "Tell Phil when he gets done with Dean, I could some of his help up in the Drive room!"A few moments later, the huge hamster was slowly entering the drive room with his Empty paws up, while the Easter bunny yelled out, "Don't come any closer Mortis, I've got my finger on this big red button and unless you want this young lady to get some first hand experience in a tropical depression, you'll back off!""Look it, isn't Mortis, And I prefer that you keep it under your hat if you don't mind." Replied White Wolf, apparently knowing the Easter Bunny from a previous encounter, "That just a temporary job I was doing when we first met."The Easter Bunny smiled, and replied knowingly "Yeah, I'd suppose you'd want the fact you were ridden at one time, Wouldn't you. Even if it was someone like Thantos... Well, get on with it, what are you here for?""Hey, I just wanted to drop by and sort of catch up on old times, ya know. She's a fiesty one isn't she?" Replied White Wolf nodding towards the bound & gagged Alota, who was practically jumped up and down in her chair in pent up fury.The Easter Bunny relaxed a little and replied, "Ah... I'm not so concerned about her, as I am about this Captain. According to this 'Holly' here he's supposed to be really dangerous, but we're hacking into the system..." while flicking a claw towards the wall monitor where a another shorter bunny was busily working on breaking into security lock downed Holly using a PDA."Ah, I see... Well, While we're waiting for him to show up, would you can for a game risk?" Said the hamster slowly edging closer to the Easter Bunny.<Meanwhile, Somewhere else - snip>"Jay?" It's Phil." came the voice over the communication console, "Dean's been rushed to the medibay. He's unconcious and not giving off any lifesigns...."There was a pause"Since When does he give off life signs?""Jay, not funny...I'm mean it...there nothing on the reading....I know the instruments are not broken cos I'm picking up several tosties, loooks like chochlate with marshmellow...""Why are you scanning for toasties....""Dunno...""Look, and I can't belive I'm about to say this, but I really think Dean needs some help...and I think I'm the nerest one to help him but.......""But what?""Well, remeber I'm only really good at blowing things up or buggering up the space/time conituiummmmm....Not helping out medical wise.....The best I can do is go and pase around outside the medibay...."<end snip>Elwood finally caught up with Phil, and said, "Sir, The Captain said he could some of your help up in the Drive room.""Oh yeah, I almost forgot!" Says Phil in the comm to Jay, "Your wife's been taken hostage by the Easter Bunny."Jay looked puzzled, then replied, "Well don't just stand there, Man, Go an help White Wolf!""Sure thing buddy!" Said Phil suddenly hoisting up his Decapitator 3000, "I'll call ya back when I'm done. Phil Out."MP pulled a pair of tweezers, grinned evily and followed him.Rio turned to Jay and said, "Do you realise you wifes life may just depend on someone who just admitted to you that he's only good at blowing things up or buggering up the space/time conituiummmmm?""and a overgrown hamster... Don't forget that." Said Kara over the comm."She's gonna Die!" Blurted Jay, suddenly grabbing the flightstick and whipping the vehicle around to head back to the Dwarf.<Back to the drive room..>"Ok, Now that we've decided how to resolve disputes in case of ties between battling armies, How are we going to handle splitting up the spoils amongst the winning armies? a quick three die roll off contest between disputing parties?" Said White Wolf to the Easter bunny as Alota  started to snore after falling asleep out of sheer boredom several minutes ago.Then Phil charged in (with MP & couple of Security officers following), yelling "Duck, Captain!" while firing his Decapitator 3000, and the flat disc whizzed by cutting a small swath of fur off the 6' 1" hamsters head before it sliced in half the remote control the Easter bunny was holding, and bouncing off a console."Your the Captain!?!" Yelled the Easter Bunny in angry confusion, while White Wolf jumped to tackle him, and wrestle him to the floor as MP quickly came up next to them weilding his tweezers. The Wrestling match lasted a few seconds, then White Wolf held the six foot bunny down in a half nelson and yelled, "Are you going to yeild?""Never!" Yelled the Bunny. Then White Wolf Nodded to MP, who grinned and plied his tweezers yanking out a nose hair."YEEEEEEEEEOWUCH! Make him stop - I give up. I give Up!" Screamed the Easter Bunny."Take him to the brig!" Says White Wolf handing him over the two security officers that came to take him away, then turning toward Phil, he said, "Good job you two!""Ah, Captain... I don't think you want to congratulate us right now..." Started Phil.White Wolf glanced up, "Ok, gave me a bald spot, so I'll have to wear a toupee for a little while - So what? At least Alota's ok."Phil coughed and pointed.  Alota was lying on the floor unconscious, because the disk Phil had shot had bounced of the wall and cut the rope."Phil! You smooshed my XO!" Bellowed the huge hamster.MP came over an held out a pair of strapped reindeer antlers, and made the "put 'em on" gesture."And that is not a Toupee!" Fumed the Hamster."Hey, it's the thought that counts, Right?" remarks Phil.<Tag!> JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.