Niples-\"Still alive!\"

<OOC- sorry about the continuing bad absence folks, I have so much
work to do- but I heard about what happened and started reading and
got soo hooked on this plotline I had to post! its short but i
really wanted to post something>
Efof, Seymour
Space Eagle
Watching the burning rubble of the Blue Dwarf
During the evacuation, Efof literally had had to drag Seymour away
from his ironing, the Ambassador constantly shouting "But if you
leave it too long it will go all wrinkly!", now they sat in silence
with hundreds of other floating lifepods around- Seymour was even in
too much of a shock to make Efof put on some classical music- even
though some dramatic Wagner or Tvikovsky would have been very
appropriate around about now.
Efof fiddled with the com to pick up the transmissions of all other
evacuated crewmembers, secretly hoping that the really cute girl who
lived next door with the nice hair that he never had the guts to
talk to had made it out alive aswell.
Seymour was in a state of shock, he waved his arms around
dramatically. "This never happened when I was Captain!!!"
Jays status request came in over the com to check if everyone was
alive.
"Erm...yes erm...Space Eagle signing in , we're fine Jay..." Efof
stammered over the com.
"FINE? BLOODY FINE? OH YES we're jolly bloody fine? What about my
ironing eh? its more than just wrinkled now! What about my
collection of extremely rare expensive paintings...?"
"The ...hehehe...nude ones?" Efof giggled.
"ART Efof, ART!" Seymour shot back. "And what about my collection of
posh wines from around the galaxy? I had a whole cellar full!"
"A whole cellarfull?" Came Jay's response over the com. Seymour
didnt know, but this conversation was being broadcast to every
lifepod and escape vehicle around.
"Yes indeed, I even had the cellar lined with a tinanium shell, you
know how many alcoholic ruffians there are on the blue dwarf!"
Just then.... on the other side of the fading cloud of the Blue
Dwarfs burning embers, a large titanium crate- undamaged by the
explosion floated right next to Blue Midget 12, and the pilot inside
grined to himself as he retracted the Blue Midgets arms and grabbed
the floating wine cellar...
<anyone who hasnt posted about this yet want to be in BM 12?>
-Onion

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