Its the pelvic thrust, that really dirves me insayayayayayannnne!

Who:- Blue Dwarf crew...funny that
Where:- Small remote island in the atlantic
When:- A few hours after the 3 bug pile up (DEANS FAULT!!!!)
 
Jay shook his head, and walked over to Dean who was stood gawping at the dmage to the front of his shuttle.
"Here" he said.
"Woah..woah WOAH!" dean protested when he saw what Jay was handing him, a clipboard and pen, "I AM not signng a 54c THIS TIME!" 
"You smegging better Dean, Or the repair bill's coming out of your salary" Jay was clearly agitated.
Dean glanced at the form on Jays clipboard, titled JMC BLUE DWARF INSURANCE POLICY - form 54c Dean related accidents only-
"You realise I oughta charge you for the photocopying too" Jay said "You cost the nav department $£500 on copying these forms this month already!" 
"IT WASNT MY SMEGGING FAULT THIS TIME" Dean protested louder this time.
"Did you even TAKE the pilots test?" Jay queried genuinley wondering if Dean had even taken a single pilots lesson.
"You admitted you were tailgating! Dean, if the Space Cops were around you'd have been pulled over for that!" Jay pointed out "ever heard of leaving..i duinno..SOME space between yourself and the ship in front!"
"Good point..."
"Remind me to look into getting you a test re-take..."
Dean feeling sheepish signed the form.
Alota came over "Hi guys!" she said wrapping her arm around Jay's waist, "Get ready to hit the mainland, were gonna go nuke huntin soon!" she looked at the front of Deans and the buckled nose section "Just a small one this time Dean? Only a few casualties?"
"NONE ACTUALLY!" Dean sulked.
"Bloody hell..steady on...people might start thinking you can fly!" she kissed Jay on the cheek then wandered back to the makeshift command centre then shouted back "Oh! make sure you dont go out dressed like that! Make sure you pick up some 80's clothes!"
"Oh dear god...." Jay and Dean said simultaneously.
 
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