Niples-"Mallets Mallet"Posted by
Posted: Jun 1, 2003, 1:56pm
Seymour, Jay, Dean, Canazza, Alota
Flying back to the Blue Dwarf
The Starbug flew over the ocean gaining height near the British town
of Bournemouth. Below, the Russian-taken over submarine was blown up
by a depth charge from a British naval ship.
"Mr Thomas!" Seymour called as he entered the cockpit. "I left the
Space Eagle parked and cloaked on a street in Miami some guy is
probably wondering why he cant get his pimp-mobile into the parking
spot by now. Would you mind just dropping me off so Efof can fly us
Somewhere behind, Efof groaned.
"No problem!" Dean said, doing a U-turn towards America, narrowly
missing a jumbo jet full of yuppies on a business trip.
Two American F-15 fighter planes that had been tracking the sub
appeared on the Starbug radar.
"ATTENTION INVISIBLE VEHICLE!!! WE HAVE ANALYSED THE FREQUENCY OF
THE TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE SINCE OUR LAST ENCOUNTER AND
CAN NOW LOCK ONTO YOUR POSITION. STAND DOWN IMMEDIATELY!"
"Met these before?" Dean asked.
Seymour blushed. "How impolite! Not even introducing themselves like
"They broke the cloak this quickly? I'm having a word with Phil when
we get back!" said Dean and turned away back towards England. "Can I
drop you off in England instead? It looks like the Americans are on
to us, they'll think its some kind of Alien invasion!"
"Indeed. And we do not want to alter history too much!" Admitted
Seymour. "England it is! I'll be glad to be home! And the monarchy
in this era was more monarch like."
"But the Queen's not as hot.." said Jay and then realised Alotta was
stood behind him, hands on hips.
They landed in central London, cloaked of course and Jay, Seymour
Phil and MP got out. The plan was to find some radio equipment and
send a command to the Space Eagle to get it to remote fly to their
location, then fly back to the Blue Dwarf. Jay had been dragged
along as Efof didn't look too keen to being Seymours slave for the
As the Starbug flew off, Seymour muttered. "Now all we need is
somewhere with radio equipment "
Jay looked behind them. "hey, isn't that BBC television centre???"
They managed to break into the television centre and trampled all
over the Blue Peter garden. Quite embarrassingly, Seymour fell in
the pond and stepped in some dog crap.
Jay and Phil laughed, MP was too busy eating the plants.
"STOP LAUGHING BOTH OF YOU!!! ITS SO RUDE!! Stupid place to put a
pond anyway stupid childrens television!"
They made their way through a few corridors and ended up in the set
of Wacaday. Luckily it looked like it was left for rehearsals so
there was no audience in.
"Noooooo!" Shouted Phil as MP started humping pinky punky, Timmy
Mallets little mallet character with glasses.
"Bad midget, bad midget!" Said Jay picking up Timmy Mallet's pink
spongy Mallet and beating MP over the head with it.
<Wacaday was such a great kids show! Tag anyone!>