Episode iv: The Blue Dwarf Strikes back

OOC : Ben in order to save time and some exaplaing, i nicked your idea word for word...sorry about that
 
"SHUT UP!" she hissed "WERE GUESTS HERE!"she then turned to the Alternate crew "so..what exactly is happening in this version of history?"
 
"Well, Emperor Keto and Cerebrum  are..."
 
"WHAT?" This was a major outcry from ALL the crew meembers....that and a "EEEEE?" from the midget...
 
"I said Emperor's Keto and Cerebrum..."
 
Phil interrupted his wife's doppleganger..."sorry..you do mean Xavier Keto and Patrick Cerebrum right?"
 
Doppleganger Tara glared icily at Phil in a way that tara could never manage."Don't interrupt me. Yes Xavier Keto and Patrick Cerebrum."
 
Phil was gringing like a dog just had found a REALLY big bone..."Damm why doenst Tara speak to me like that? "
 
There was a major silence "I just said that bit outloud didnt I?"
 
*kick* Captain Tara had just perfomed Phils second favorite manuver..
 
"Sorry about that.." said CT..."No problem would have done it myself but you got there first..."
 
"As I was saying...some time ago the two emperors met up. They formed what can best be called an unholy alliance..Then Cerebrum entered the JMC with Keto, sooner than they had in the normaluniverse, and they were both assigned to the Blue Dwarf at roughly the sametime.
 
With desires for universal domination in their head, they worked on acunning plan"
 
Captain Tara paused fro breath, whilst MP helped Phil try to stand up.
 
"They blackmailed some JMC captain turned him into a puppet, through clever use of psychology and mind control ointment. They used him to get themselves budgetary raises, commendations and promotions. Soon, they were the head of staffs of the JMC Medical and Psychiatry branches. There, they used more ointment and more psychology to drive the leaders of the  JMC insane, and take their places. With the resources of the Jupiter Mining Corporation, they took over the Space Corps, and then the Sol system government. They claimed to be benevolent rulers, but people began to become suspicious of them. There weren't any elections, the two held supreme power, they have a tendency to go 'Muhahahahahaha' and they destroyed Pluto because some people on it were waving signs and demanding equal rights. A resistance sprung up against the two dictators. We are the last of the few that remainof that resistance."
 
There was a silence from the BD crew. Before someone eventually spoke.
 
"Bastard. I always knew Xavier was no good." said Tara. Her doppleganger nodded.
 
"So why do you need us?" asked Jay?
 
Phil had managed to get his breath back..mind you it did feel like he was sitting on a coupl of space hoppers.
 
"Stupid...stupid...they need us because they are the only ones left...there's none others...it's just them..I mean us...look at this ship, technologicaly superioir yes...but..."
 
"Numerically inferior" this was geekie Phil speaking.." We have the tech but hardly anyone to use it.."
 
"So you want our help?" Tara said speaking to CT.
 
"But why? with all this neat stuff you could wipe out half of earth" Wirrals added.
 
"Because peanut for brains...we dont have a full crew complenet, we can just about fly this ship, let alone all the fighters and tanks..."
 
"hehehe tanks...."
 
"Are you two related?" asked CT to Tara, pointing at Phil
 
"Yes...sadly..." she replied sarcastically
 
"Why's he like that?"
 
"Well he destined to become a god of war..."
 
Tara thought about this last comment. Never being in the medical department, Tara wouldn't  have pulled the fork out of
 
Phil's hand. The two would never reallt have met before.
 
CT's eyebrow raised up..."Really..well i never...I suppose you know a bit about military tactics do you?"
 
There was a very subtle change in CT's attitude towards Phil..
 
"A little...Go there, blow things up and come back, thats my motto..."
 
"I thought your motto was "WAHAYE GET THEM OUT..." It's what you say to the bardmaid everyfriday at Parrots..." said Jay
 
"kick me in the soft bits" Chrysler
 
"shutupshutupshutup..."
 
Tara had picked up something from her doppleganger and glared at Phil.
 
"Look, I think that we can safely say that this ship needs our help, but why should we risk our lives for you, for this
 
uinverse...we dont belong here, it's not our battle..."
 
"Yes it is..." Gekk Phil was speaking again, this time he was twidling with his bow tie..."You see, it seems that something
 
happened after 1984...we dont know the exact date because the records are cloudy...something happened after that which affect
 
the entire universe..."
 
"What was it?" asked Alota..
 
GP pressed a button on a remote and a wall panel changed..."This was taken in 1984 from the Voyage deep space probe.."
 
The picture, although small was fuzzy..
 
The entire BD crew gasped (and one went "EE")
 
"You see something you did caused all this...."
 
There on the wall monitor, was a picture of BD as taken from the Voyager Deep Space Probe.
 
"You did something...you changed history....."
 
"I told you!" Tara said to Phil, even though she hadn't "I knew your meddeling would do something like this!"
 
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A joint post by:Tara Clevage-FebuggureandPhil Febuggure(with a long quote from Cerebrum)