Looting
OOC: Okay, i'm going to Uni on saturday and therefore won't be online over
the weekend, tomorrow, i'm shifting my laptop to my mates house and we're
having a LAN Party, therefore, I won't be able to post then either. Also, I
may not be able to post for quite a while due to the fact it's a freshers
FORTNIGHT at the uni i'm at...
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RPG:
Who: Timmy
Where: Promenade
When: During the millitary incursion
Timmy sauntered across the promenade, with his bag of swag over one arm, he
was cheerfully whistling a merry little tune as he headed straight for the
third shop he was going to loot.
The first had been the Bag shop, where he picked up his looting bag (they
had a special on and it took him half an hour to decide on which one to
nick, in the end he opted for the classic 'SWAG' slogan on a burlap sack)
the second had been the lingre store, where he indulged in a spot of panty
raiding...
now, he was heading for the army surplus store to pick up a sawn-off
shotgun, before making his way to the off license to nick some booze and a
packet of crisps
he was just exiting the store with his shotgun when the marines burst out of
McDonalds, their itchy trigger fingers became less itchy with every second,
as they began shooting shots into the air to disperse the crowds.
They noticed Timmy with his shotgun and sack and each one of the twelve
men's faces brightened. they pointed their weapons and fired.
Timmy hunched into a ball as the energy bolts flew over him and collided
with the bag, igniting the booze and sending a mass explosion of flaming
knickers for a hundred yards in all directions.
"YOU SMEGGERS! That was my Brandy!" Timmy fumed, and blasted the kneecaps
out of one of the marines. he didn't flinch, "Tough bastard"
Timmy noticed the marines raising their pulse rifles again and decided now
would be a good time to bolt. He did so, straight into the floor vent where
the marines couldn't follow.
he made a face at the marines, who attempted to fire their blasters in to
flush him out, only to miss completly. "Nyyah nyaah" he teased, "stupid big
shouldered marines can't fit in the vent system" he waved his rear at them,
which was promptly hit by a laser bolt and Timmy ran further inside and
refrained from teasing.
----Dave Canazza----
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