2 Barbecued Pilots with Tangy Skutter Centres please

"Right" Dean said, "I suppose we should go up to the driveroom and
see how Efof is doing, you can turn the power supply back on at the
VR games room now Canazza."
"Right, and then where to I find you to give you my laundry bill?"
asked Canazza, focusing on the important things.
"Well, I just said I'd be in the driveroom, so I'd imagine that'd be
a good place to start."
"I'll come with you, I've not been in old driveroom for ages." said
Seymour
"It's not that old. It's the newest part of the ship, given we've
had to rebuild it twice." pointed out Dean.
"Only because you did the Thomas Manuveure twice." said Canazza,
leaving the room.
"Come on, let's go via the medibay, see if I can get Keto to rummage
around and see if he has anything other then an ointment for my
headache."
"Ok Dean, let's go." said Seymour, leading the way.
"Actually, in second thoughts, you go first."
"Your so kind yer honour..." Dean replied sarcastically, taking the
lead.
<THE MEDIBAY - OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SNIP>
"Maybe I should have stayed where I was. Oh well, at least i'll
save myself some trouble if i die here." She said then collapsed onto
the floor.
<END SNIP - MEANWHILE, ROUND THE CORNER>
"Anyway, so where's Jay?" asked Dean, as they strode towards the
medibay, "I'd like to say hi and thanks for the operation and
everything."
"Ah, well, he's a little out of sorts at the moment..." started
Seymour as they rounded the corner.
"Oh look! He's got the EVE suit out again." Dean jogged up to the
EVE suit. "Hey man! What you been upto? Thanks, listen, I..OW!"
Jay had manuveured the arm round to hit Jack and it had caught Dean
on the way past, sending him skittering across the floor towards
Amber.
Amber contemplated death by 6' 10" of skittering pilot. It was
certainly an interesting way to go.
Dean looked through the medibay doors as he skittered past and saw a
naked Phil and a clothed MP. "Wow, hallucinations." he murmered
before slamming into Amber.
The two bodies slid along the floor at some pace, tripping up Jack
who fell over, then with a metallic clang, the pair of them hit Bob
the skutter, who had just entered the region with Sara.
Dean looked up. "Hi."
"Hi."
Silence, followed by silence.
"Well, um...."
"You bastard." said Amber, rousing herself fully. "I was all ready
and then you go and ruin it."
"What were you doing?" asked Dean, turning his attention back to
Amber, "imitating a landmine?"
"Getting ready to die."
"Oh....what?! That's crazy talk!"
"Quick!" said Sara, "into the medibay before Jay decides to try
barbecued pilots with tangy skutter centre for lunch."
"Good idea!" said Dean, and they sprinted for the door, Dean
dragging Amber.
"Ok, this wasn't such a good idea." said Dean, averting his eyes
from Phil, who was trying to dress.
"I can't believe you brought me midget clothes!" said Phil.
"Well, we can." pointed out Sara.
"Shouldn't somebody help him?" asked Dean, pointing at Jack out in
the corridor, currently being spun about on the end of one of the
suits arms like a plate.
Dean "See, Told you I was back." Thomas