Re: No, this ain\'t funny

<snip>
Kara turned off the comm and thought for a moment. She hooked back
up with
Dean. "Allright. You can come in." She said. "Oh really? Thanks!"
Dean said.
<end snip>
Ambassador Niples + Emma Roberts
Walkway leading up to Blue Dwarf
"That girls gone completely bananas!" Seymour said. They stood
outside a locked access hatch of the Blue Dwarf.
About half a mile across, a landingbay door opened and Dean's Raven
hovered in.
"Hey how come he get let in and not me?!" Seymour whined and started
banging on the door.
"Ambassador… AMBASSADOR!" Seymour stopped knocking.
"Does it really matter? She cant really do much harm, I think she
just has a lot of issues she has to deal with. Maybe its best to
leave her alone?"
"Yes, but you don't understand miss Roberts. She's locked herself in
the Drive Room, and it's only too long before she finds the 69 year
old bottle of Fine Italian Chardonnay I've been keeping in the
access cupboard underneath the Sensor console, the computer cooling
unit at there keeps it at precisely the right temperature…"
"Oh Geez…"
<OOC- Sorry so short guys, a bit busy today. Might post later tho>
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Capt. Emerald"
<acerimmer1986@h...> wrote:
> "Look I've got many issues to work out. It's a bit funny me doin'
things
> like this but I'm a bad point in my life. Maybe a kind of mid-
death
> crisis...maybe. Or it's because I can't get a date?! Maybe I'm
delusional?"
> Kara yammered on.
> "Maybe you should just take a nice holiday?" Seymour asked.
> "No, I already tried to take a fuckin' holiday on BTL. Never works
for me.
> My life's shite anyways."
> "Have you considered accepting the fact that you may be insane?"
> "Shut up! I have and I'm not sure. Perhaps it is because I am
truely insane.
> Usually the crazy one's are never really aware of their insanity."
> "So you are mad?"
> "No but I am mad in the angry sense."
> "Do you think I could come in and we can talk this out?"
> "Fuck no. I'm only lettin' one person in."
> "Who might that be?"
> "I'm not tellin'. I'll call back in half an hour."
> "Hold on. Perhaps I can help you with the whole date thing."
> "Maybe. Give me time to think."
> "So you may consider it?"
> "I said I need to think!"
>
> Kara turned off the comm and thought for a moment. She hooked back
up with
> Dean. "Allright. You can come in." She said. "Oh really? Thanks!"
Dean said.
>
> (Tag Dean or Seymour.)
>
> Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
> "Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: "mad_emma_bonney" <emiepops@h...>
> >Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> >To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Niples "Wobbly Ambassador"
> >Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 16:40:56 -0000
> >
> >
> >
> > > An Aeron approached them. "This kind of thing happens all the
time,
> > > so we can offer you this to take him home in…" The Aeron gave
Emma
> >a
> > > wheelbarrow.
> > > "I am not getting in a wheelbarrow!!!" he said.
> > > "A `Hover-barrow' sir. The latest in barrow technologies… you
can
> > > purchase this too along with any weapons…"
> > > "Oh do be quiet!" Seymour whined. "I'll be fine. Look I can
walk…"
> > >
> > > He ran down the corridor like a spacca until he fell flat on
his
> > > face.
> > >
> > > Emma scooped his soft form up and put him in the hover-barrow.
She
> > > began taking him outside of the ship and across a windy walkway
> > > across the city back to where they had parked the BD.
> > >
> > > "No! I refuse for people to see me like this!" Seymour whined.
> > > People stopped on the street and stared at him. BlueDwarf
> > > crewmembers pointed and laughed.
> > >
> > > <OOC- Tag to Emma if you want to carry this on a bit, or to
Kara if
> > > you want to talk to Seymour :-) >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >''Oh do shut up,'' she told the wobbly mass in front of her.
> >''Shut up? Do you realise the punishment for telling an
Ambassador to
> >shut up' I could have you...''
> >''Have me what? Look I've come here to help you and I don't think
> >you're being very co-oporitive. If it weren't for me you would
still
> >be splodging your way along the weapons display room.''
> >''Oh splodging is it now?'' Seymour didn't lke the way she spoke
to
> >him, It was bad enough to look like a human jelly fish and have
> >people laughing at you but to have a lower crewmember talking to
him
> >like this was just humiliating.
> >Emma was beginning to get tired of him aswell.
> >''Look if a lower crewemember is going to take me back to Blue
Dwarf
> >in a wheelbarrow,''
> >''That's a hover-barrow sir.''
> >''Yes thankyou,'' he said with an annoyed tone,'' I want to know
what
> >your name is and what is your job on Blue Dwarf?''
> >''erm okay, as I told you before I'm Emma Bonney Roberts and I
work
> >in the ship's computer lab.''
> >''Computer lab? What were you doing at the weapons display room
> >then?''
> >''Well a girl needs something to protect herself with.'' Emma then
> >pulled out a rather large gun and looked at it admiringly. It was
> >then that Seymour realized it was aimed at a part of him, he
couldn't
> >figure out which part though, ''I say don't point that thing at
me!''
> >''I'm sorry, there's just so much of you.''
> >''I'll pretend I didn't hear that.''
> >''Okay I'll put it away.'' Seymour was really getting angry now,
and
> >then he realized that he had heard that name before,'Emma
Roberts?'.
> >He remembered it,''Wait a minute, you're the Emma who had to see
the
> >commanding officer weren't you.''
> >''Yeah I got a promotion,'' She joked.
> >''No you had to go to her office for a warning because you were
drunk
> >and dissorderly and for causing a fight.''
> >''I did not cause that fight! It was some other drunkerds, me and
> >Kevin were just walking back to my room.''
> >''That's it! I will no longer be pushed around by a, by
a..criminal!''
> >''Criminal? Excuse me? Look I'd be carefull if I were you, I know
> >more about you than you realise, I have access to the entire
crew's
> >details.''
> >''No you don't only the captain and the commanding officer are
> >allowed!''
> >''Who said anything about being allowed? The system is pretty
easy to
> >hack into.'' Seymour could feel his bones beginning to harden
again,
> >which was good because he really wanted to get away from this
woman
> >who was beginning to scare him. What did she know about him?
Perhaps
> >she was lying but he couldn't risk it.
> >''I think I'll walk the rest of the way, seeing as my body is now
> >returning to its normal shape.''
> >''Okay if that's what you want, but I might aswell walk with you,
you
> >may need some protection or something.''
> >''I don't need someone like you to protect me.''
> >''So if someone came up to you looking for a fight you could fight
> >back?''
> >''No one would dare fight with me!''
> >''I would,'' Seymour stared at her, secretly praying that she
> >wouldn't try to prove him wrong, he was expecting a punch from
her,
> >Rif raf like her were always doing these things. She probably even
> >had a tatoo!
> >''Come on'' she said and carried on pushing the hover-barrow
without
> >so much as an angry stare back.
> >
>
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