OH SMEG

Callum Kochaski was exploring the decks of Blue Dwarf, imperticuler a bio lab which holly had told him had been abandond since the ship left earth and he found some notes writen by a Dr Landstrom.
"I have finnaly isolated a possitive virus" it read, Callum wasent into Science but this was interesting.
" In this flask there is a heavily concentrated form of the Love Virus or Valentine flu which would make anyone who is exposed to it fall in love with the first member of the opposite sex they see."
Warning people infected will be completely obbsessed
Callum picked up the flask and droped it
"Smeg"
the flask smashed and a gas filled the room and then out the air duct
"Smeg"
Callum knew that he and the hole of the crew were proberly now infected. he ran out the door.

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