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OOC- JP #2, from me and Becca!
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Keats turned his head around nervously.
It was grabbed firmly but not suddenly by two smooth hands, and a
face was shoved into his own, lips first.
His first reaction was to scream, however, a micron later, it changed
into closing his eyes and concentrating on the task ahead.
Keats never had much practice with kissing, or girls in general, so
hed have to learn fast..
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Who: Amber, Keats
Where: Whereever is convienent for you~
When: Before all this cuffufle with Jay and Jack, just after the love
stuff came into
circulation (due to chronological difficulties, it hasnt been vented
yet, grrrrr)
Amber hadn't had much practice at kissing, or boys other than her
brother in general. Infact being technically only 3 ish so shed have
to learn fast. Keats' Left leg twinged slightly as their heads
parted. He coughed slightly and cunningly wiped away the small amount
of druel that he hoped Amber hadnt noticed and smiled at her. There
was a few moments of that awkward silence you hear so much about and
then Amber feeling too awkward, broke the silence.
"Urm, do you want to skip Parrotts and come back to my quarters for
coffee? I only moved in the other day..."
She said wondering if the chat up line from that movie she saw last
night would work. Keats glanced down the corridor towards Parrotts,
The front window smashed, two bodies fell through limply.
"you know, that sounds like a good idea given the present
circmstances"
They turned around slowly, hand in hand, heading to the crew quarters
---- Later ----
Amber opened her eyes, and her head swam. She leaned over the side of
the bed and vomited in the waste paper bin. Slowly here eyes began to
focus on the room around her, there was a 1L bottle of martini empty,
several cans of JMC issue beer, two bottles of JMC standerd rum, a
red square and various sorts of Smirnoff Ice lying around the floor.
Amber groaned, flopped back agaist the pillows and closed her eyes
again.
Keats eyes opend slowly, the dim glow of the ships lights burnt his
eyes. He coughed, his mouth tasted like a dry sandpaper ashtray. He
turned slowly and saw the stubs of about 12 cigarettes on the floor
bed and his underwear. As he rolled around in bed he mutterd
"Huh.. odd, i only smoke after a mission or after..... oh boy..."
His eyes, tho only barely open, were looking at a picture hed only
seen once or twice before...... Amber rolled over, and arm went
around him limply, he tried to remember last night, words flooded
into his head.... at first, ones like 'Drinking games' and '100%
proof', he leaned back and wonderd how Jack Febuggre, his roomate
would react, then, how Phil would react, he puled the covers to his
eyes... then, he rememberd two more phrases, the first, being 'Holy
matrimony' the second being 'I do'
'Oh smeg......' Keats mutterd
The words floated into Ambers mind, they didn't belong to her voice,
and she hadn't heard the door open. Then a sobering thought came into
her head, she sat bolt upright and looked at Keats lying next to her,
and screamed. Keats from the shock of the scream screamed himself.
Amber suddenly realised her state and pulled the covers up.
"YOU!" She yelled.
"ME!" Keats went pale white.
The love Virus had either worn off, or the sheer thought of Keats
being naked underneath the sheet overpowerd it.
"Ummm, im sure theres someway of explaining this"
He looked around, he noticed His, Jacks, Severns and Onions wallets
on the floor, all empty, and a rather large ring on Ambers finger, a
plainer band of silver on his own.
It was Ambers turn to go pale.
"Did we....?" She queried.
Keats looked worried, he nodded slowly.
"Yes on both the questions, i think"
"Dad's gonna kill me... and you. Mom's gonna kill me, Jay's gonna
laugh at us! They can't find out, we have to sort this...... It never
happened"
She said grabbing her dressing gown, putting it on and jumping out of
the bed. Keats hid under the covers for a moment or two, and as soon
as she was sure that Amber was dressed, he made wild arm swings for
his own clothing, consisting of Underwear, a Flightsuit, Jeans and a
Skin-Suit Armoured Vest. He laughed at the thought of it, muttering
"Oh sure, you can stop bullets and Bazookoids but cant stop this"
He mused over the thought of trying to reason with her, try and make
her believe it was ok, but, Phils head popped into his own, followed
by a length of Lead piping to...
"Smeg........"
For a moment Amber caught herself admiring Keat's physique, but as
soon as she realised she stopped. She pulled on the ring on her
finger, it was stuck.
"It's stuck! it won't come off... Oh smeg, what are we... am I going
to to?"
She sat down on the edge of her bed and sighed.
"I... i have absolutley no idea. you could say it was a present from
an admirer?"
A small black box fell out of his flight suit, it had a price tag on
it...
"2000 Dollar Pounds!!!" Keats screamed to himself.
He probably emptied his, Jacks AND Severns accounts to buy this, they
were gonna be mightly pissed... Amber looked, a sweet diamond
engagement ring, she suddenly began to remember that the engagement
lasted about five minutes, and a single gold band for a wedding ring.
"Oh smeg smeg smeg smeg smeg!" She yelled,
"Mom warned me about getting drunk, no wonder Dad won't let them
serve me at Parrotts." She mumbled as an afterthought.
Keat's own ring was a small band of silver, which suited him fine, he
wasnt keen on gold, unless they were teeth, and he was selling them.
"Jack wanred me about this... no wonder he put up posters in Parrotts
with 'shoot on sight' written across them"
He groaned, Whatever happend, No one was to know that there was now a
Mr and Mrs Johnathon Keats on board. He sat down for a minute and
thought about it
"Amber Keats... nah, it would never work...." He narrowly avoided a
swipe from Amber.
Amber growled at Keats.
"I am supposed to marry Jay's son! They came from the future, I was
married to him. So we can't let this happen!" Amber said, remembering
the episode with the future version of herself and Rufus.
"You know, ive never been a believer in fate, i say, the future is
what we make of it!"
He didnt avoided the fist this time.
<tag, me or Amber, probably...>
This ends sometime before The ships been taken over, sorry, but
unpredictable difficulties occured...