Re: \"The NEW seymour\"

OOC- hey all, just to say that the last post by brian was a JP, well
actually just written by me and posted by him!
-Onion
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Brian"
<brian_pashkevich@y...> wrote:
>
> Who: Efof Yuwan'Kar
> Where: Blue Dwarf
> When: After dropping the excitable Seymour off on K2
>
> Efof flew the Starbug into the Blue Dwarf's shuttlebay and caught
a
> lift to
> the promenade. Parrotts bar was open again and they needed extra
> barmen.
>
> Efof waltzed in and checked the place out. As it had been fully
> rebilit
> and
> refurnished after the explosion, he expected it to look new and
> spangly. But
> instead it still looked like the same old dirty pub.
> "How do you get this place to keep looking exactly the same
> everytime
> it's
> rebuilt?" He asked the bar owner Owen Numan.
> "It's the style, rustic!" Said Numan, making up an excuse for the
> shoddy
> look of his bar.
> Efof got out his English dictionary, which he's been making notes
> in,
> and
> Ffionion translations as there were still so many new English
words
> he
> didn't understand. "Ah rustic, old and …oh here's a note that Dean
> put
> in
> for me…'like a shithouse', well I guess that explains this place,
> the
> toilets are rarely cleaned out."
> Owen Numan looked unimpressed. He threw him a teacloth. "Just wipe
> these
> glasses smart-ass, then you can set-too cleaning the toilets if
> they're
> not
> up to bloody Ffionian standards!"
> "Actually on Ffion, we don;'t use toilets, we have these vacuum
> cleaners-"
> "I don't care, get to work!"
> Efof absent mindedly set to work, he cleaned cocktail pitchers
with
> his
> bottom two hands while he juggled glasses with his top two.
>
> "Excuse me" said a voice over the bar. Efof turned to see a tall
> man,
> someone new to the ship.
> "Hello, my names Brian Pashkevich and I'm new".