You say your WHO?!

This is a JP between myself (Reuben(Mk.6)) and Chris, with a bit of
help from Cassey (Jenny)
Who: Almost everyone
Where: Parrots
When: During celebrations/brawl
<snip>
Cranking up the settings from 1 person, to 3...to "Feck it, the
whole bar"...Phil aimed at the glitterball that some fool had hung
upmthe night after.
The resulting shot hit the ball and bathed all those fighting with
the gun effects.
It also had the added bonus of making Parrots more tasteful.
<end snip>
once the light faded away, everyone seemed slightly dazed. soon
later they resumed fighting, but they seemed to be yelling things
from different people in history.
Suddenly, Somewhere In the backround, somebody shouted "Ich bin
Einer Berliner", then came the thud that sounded remarkably like
someone having a piece of metal piping bashed against their head.
The shouting of "Ich bin Einer Berliner" stopped, and a security
grunt, speaking in a very irritating american voice, shouting "Come
and serve your president" grabbed Mk.6 and threw him into the brawl.
Mk.6, barely managing to turn himself back upright, and very nearly
got trodden on. He swerved around several people lying unconscious
on the floor. He eventually found Jay, Phil, Chris, Dean and Jack.
After staring at them for a while, he was able to figure out that
Jack was Sylvester Stalone, Jay was the Red Barron, Dean was Rambo
and Phil was a very violent version of Barney the Dinosaur.
Suddenly Chris spun around to face Mk.6 and screamed at him "I'M
GOING TO EAT YOU!!!"
"Oh, god. Your John Prescott!"
Mk.6 took off into the crowd with Chris chasing after him, shoving
people out of the way, half on them yelling at him in german.
Just as he was about to catch Mk.6, he was knocked out by a flying
egg.
Mk.6 now looked around and saw Alotta viciously knocking people out.
As a large security guard landed on Chris "John Prescott" Harris, he
awoke in a daze, his vision was blurry, but he could still faintly
make out the form of the skutter. He Haphazardly stood up, knocking
many people out of the way as he went, and flung himself at Mk.6.
Mk.6 saw it coming and quickly moved out the way, leaving Chris
flying at nothing, as he hit the floor where Mk.6 was, he rolled,
until he hit the bar with a thud, being knocked unconcious for the
second time in as many minutes.
"Alotta, come with me, the others are over this way." yelled Mk.6
over the roar of the fighting
"Ow, I broke a nail!" yelled out Alotta.
"Oh, man. Just what we need. The captain thinks she's Margret
Thatcher!" and started shoving her towards the others.
It was just then that Chris' Step-daughter, Melissa walked in. She
stared at the mess and destruction that consumed parrotts, then her
attention turned to her unconcious step-father lying next to the
bar. She ran over to him, then turned around to see a chair go
flying over the bar, narrowly missing her, She turned to the bulk of
the brawl, and at the top of her voice shouted "What the f**k is
going on!?!?!?!??!?!??!"
Just then someone spun around and said "Das ist eine braul gut
frauline" and then gave the Hitler salute.
"In English PLEASE!?!??!" she shouted back to the Guard speaking in
german.
"He says were havin' a brawl, honey" came the voice of Elvis
"You Shall not pass!" came a voice in the backround, sounding
Remarkably like Ian McKellen. "For Christs sake will somebody tell
me what the hell is going on???" screamed Melissa
Everyone stoped and stared at her and she started to feel a bit
embarrassed.
At that moment Chris sat up quickly and started running around
looking very hungry.
"where's that bloody piece of moving metal?" shouted Chris as he
rose. "I'm hungry!!". He ran across the room towards the skutter and
lept at him before Phil, thinking he was a very violent version of
barney the dionsaur walked in the way, and Chris hit him with a
thud, this time managing to retain his coinciousness long enough to
hear the violent barnie singing "I hate you, You hate me, I'm gonna
shoot you with an oozi....". Chris tried to stand up but couldn't ,
and once again, for the THIRD time in as many minutes, collapsed in
an unconcious lump.
It's more or less at this moment that Seymore walks into the bar
holding a cup of coffee. "Why didn't I get invited to this party?"
he said, and was promptly shot at, narrowly missing his head.
"Seymore! Pour that coffee into one of the water cannons and blast
everyone with it!"
"In fact...make more and put it in the water cannons and blast
everyone with it!" shouted Melissa. Seymour left the room, and
returned shortly after with a potful of coffee. He poured it into
the water cannons and doused the entire room with it. They all fell
onto the floor, then got back up again, wondering what the hell was
going on.
"Where am I?" said Alotta, "And why do i have the same satisfaction
i get after dismembering several people?"
"What the hell is going on?" asked Chris, his lack of vision
returning as he stood up. He fell into Jay and Phil who then Fell
into Dean and Jack. There was a faint murmur of "Ouch" before they
got up again. "Forget where are we" said Jay, "Why the hell are
we....", "Doused in coffee?" said Phil, finishing Jay's sentence for
him.
At that moment they all turned to face Seymore holding a giant water
gun.
"Oh, smeg" said Seymore.
Jack stood up, being one of the only people in the room who hadn't
been drunk, he took control with Phil. "ok, this party is
officially over!" he shouted to everyone, Phil joined in, "yeah,
Parrots is closed for the rest of the day, everybody out!" he
called, ushering everyone that could walk to the door, and arranging
the rest to help those less fortunate. On the way out, half of them
attempted to kick or punch Seymore. And half of those who attempted
this missed and fell flat on their arses.
"This is the thanks I get!" said Seymore and headed towards his room
to contemplate what had just happened.