The Wild Cards

Adonis IV
Six Star Alliance - Fortress Station
0910 - 15-01-2396

Mission Planning - Wild Cards Briefing Room

After leaving the medical building, Kenny gets a message from his palm pilot. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his palm pilot and smirked as he read the message. He chuckled and made his way to a transport outside and hitched a ride to the Wild Card's briefing room. A few minutes later he walked into the briefing room where he saw some poorly dressed individuals hanging out. Some were playing darts, some reading a book, some watching a movie on their palm pilots and others being lazy. Kenny smirked as he saw his raggedly team of misfits. He then spoke up, "Sup guys is the gang all here?" The Ace of Spades better known as Corporal Winger put his book down and replied, "Yeah boss. Your the last one. What kept ya?" Kenny replied, "My physical ran late. Apparently there is a new nasty drug out their and they are worried we might be on it." Many of the team chuckled as they heard Kenny. Kenny replied, "I know right? Cause it ain't illegal to be an adrenaline junkie.......at least not yet." The team laughed since Kenny was right. They all got off to the rush to a near death experience.

Corporal Winger asked, "So boss do we have a plan from the big dogs yet?" The team stopped to listen to Kenny speak up. Kenny replied, "Word out is they are sending the recon dogs out to get more intel. However they have a few targets in mind they we will cut loose at. Depending on the importance of the situation we might have to split into two teams again and blow our targets sky high." The Queen of Spades also known as Private Breen put her darts down and smirked as she said, "Are we gonna go tactical or Kamikaze boss man?" Kenny still debatable for now. As you know I have to keep reinventing the wheel since the enemy is worried about our.......determination to win." The King of Spades also known as Private Mason said, "No shit boss. I was hoping we could make a blast so big we will be seen in space again."

The Jack of Spades also know as Private Reeves said, "That was intense. If I didn't die in that blast I would have shit myself." Kenny laughed as he replied, "I did both. Luckily the blast erased the evidence for me." The Duce of Spades also known as Private Mars replied, "Its hard to believe your still single boss." Kenny laughed at the comment and replied, "Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann." The 7 of Spades aka Private Eillish asked, "HUH? Three girls named Ann?" Kenny replied, "Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job. The team laughed at Kenny's bad joke. The 9 of Spades also known as Private Fuller replied, "Oh please we all know the boss man is a sis-con." The 7 of Spades aka Private Eillish commented, "No kidding. Sometimes you act like her dad." Kenny chuckled as he replied, "Don't be haten. You all be jealous that my cute sis is an angel sent from heaven." The 5 of Spades also known as Private O'Conner said, "Yeah yeah. We all know she is da bomb in looks and brains, but we still can't figure how you both are related." Kenny laughed, "What can I say? She got the brains and looks, but I got a charming smile, leet bod and psychopathic tendencies. Its all good."

The 3 of Spades also known as Private Vance laughed then said, "Only you would brag about that boss man." Kenny chuckled as he replied, "Hey my mad skills have kept me in the media and helped me pay for my dear sweet sister's expenses. So till I get permanently dusted you nutjobs are stuck with me." Corporal Winger laughed and replied, "Its always funny when you call us crazy Mr. Joker." Kenny shrugged as he replied, "Well fate is a joke. And as I once read on a wall, in a truck stop bathroom in New Bronx, "The joke is in your hands." .........(pause)......Oh, my God, I just got that." The team laughed at Kenny as they pointed at him getting the joke later on. Kenny then said, “Listen guys, I’ve been thinking.” Private O'Conner, “Really? That can't be good.” Kenny chuckled and replied, "Haaa!! Fake laugh. Hiding real pain!" Private Reeves asked, "So what are you thinking about then?" Kenny replied, "About why we’re so good together.”
Private Eillish, "I am afraid to ask but why is that?” Kenny replied, “Well, your crazy matches my crazy, big time.” The team paused for a moment and then began laughing loud and wildly.

Just then Kenny got a buzzing message from his palm pilot. He looked at the message and then popped the holographic up so the team could see it. Kenny then said, "Looks like the holographic display is on the coastal region. You can see a long line of ruins that stretched north to south on the edge of one of the great deserts." Kenny moved the focus of the map several hundred miles further north from the landing zone to an all too familiar isolated cluster of ruins. Kenny then said, “Looks like we are waiting for confirmation, but this is an area of great interest.” Then Kenny popped up each target and worked out a few plans and back up plans to search and destroy each target based on various scenarios playing out. Despite being a suicidal nut job, Kenny was very precise and calculating on winning their missions to the point of self destruction to do it. So for the next few hours the team documented all the various plans and back up plans on their data pads. Each member of the Wild Cards was a boarder line psychopath/sociopath with a death wish and twisted personality. It was odd that they got along, but they seemed to enjoy the company of each other. and rarely argued.

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