The Media Man

Adonis IV
Six Star Alliance - Fortress Station
0710 - 16-01-2396

Alliance Advertising Sector

The next day Kenny had an early appointment with the media team so he woke up did his morning work out and had some standard chow (protien waffles, vitamin juice and powdered eggs), before he hitched a ride to the Media sector where he was expected. Once there he had some coffee with six shots of espresso on ice as he listened to the promo team explain how he would do the series of commercials and his lines. Kenny listened to them drone on and on about all the different things going on but he knew they wanted him to do the same thing over and over again only with a different product. Since he had some charm he was a natural at selling useless stuff. Of course he knew better than to cop an attitude with the people paying him since he was doing this to pay for his siter's future. He saw others in the past who got a swelled head and were cut loose and replaced in a few hours. This was a reality he was all to familiar with so he played the charming idiot monkey all to well to keep the money rolling in.

The first commercial was for a popular burger joint. The commercial was the usual 20 seconds long in the end but they did several takes to make sure they could splice it to make it perfect. Kenny didn't let the stress get to him as he worked hard for his money. He was glad he got to eat the burgers they didn't use. In his eyes free food was always awesome.

The he did a commercial for a weight loss pill company. Now granted he was not going to use this product since he worked out and had his body replaced a lot, but he knew he had to sell it well so he hammed it up and eventually pleased the staff.

Then he did a commercial for a male enhancement gel. This commercial got a lot of giggles since Kenny had a rep as a player in the public eye even though he didn't sleep around as much as one thought. Of course his witty charm did help in the sales of the products he endorsed.

Finally he did a commercial for Hemorrhoid Cream. It was hard to keep a straight face doing this ad but Kenny sucked it up and made it work somehow. He knew he was going to get a lot of jokes and teasing doing all this but it was a small price to pay for that fat paycheck.

Once he was done he took a break and ate the burgers they gave him. Free food was like a blessing to Kenny since he could save more money while getting a break from the boring food he ate all the time. He planned to enjoy this hype since he was going to the war soon and that meant living in pure hell.

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