The Wandering Joker

Adonis IV
Six Star Alliance - Fortress Station
0306 - 23-01-2396

Fortress Station - Media Party Club Strip

What Kenny didn't know was there were more female media escorts assigned to him and waiting till he began wandering around. The Media team already found his party pattern and made adjustments keep him out of trouble. Poor Kenny had no clue the women he was sleeping with were paid to bed him down, but he didn't care since he was having a good ole time.

Kenny woke up from another strange dream of him riding a rainbow unicorn flying in the air as it blasted a rainbow from its backside. He was laughing as his unicorn was pooping rainbow ice cream on his enemies from above. Then he flew into a swarm of bugs and got them in his mouth causing him to gag and choke himself awake.

As Kenny woke up coughing he realized he had hair in his mouth and pulled it out as he sat up. He was still in a drunken stupor as he looked around in the dim LED lights to see two naked hot and disheveled women in bed with him. They were both passed out as he freed himself from their legs and arms. He stumbled to the bathroom to drain his himself at the toilet for like five minutes. This made it hard to stand still as he was swaying and trying not to fall. Once he was done he noticed he was buck naked and chuckled at himself in the mirror. Then he got thirsty and stumbled back to the bedroom and got dressed in a clumsy manner. His shirt was the only thing he put on backwards as odd as it may seem.

After scratching his butt for a minute he looked around and saw all the drinks and snacks were gone and all there was left was two out cold women in the bed as their clothes were scattered about. He then realized he had no idea who they were so he shrugged and left the room to find a place to get a drink to quench his thirst. He stumbled out of the hotel lobby and before he could leave he saw three hot women sitting at a table drinking fancy coffee. The smell enticed Kenny as he stumbled and approached them while trying to be polite. He asked, "Oh that smells so good. Where can I get one?" The blonde woman smiled as she said, "Just down the street tiger." Kenny scratched his head as he was trying to get his bearings and looked around. The redhead then said, "Are you lost there sparky?" Kenny seemed confused as he replied, "Yeah....I am havin trouble seein it." The brunet Asian girl then spoke up, "Well we were thinking of getting a refill and maybe a sweet treat. Would you like to join us?" Kenny was still woozy and in a good mood as he nodded like an idiot and replied, "That is so cool. I hope I am not toooooo much truble."

The three women giggled and two of them took Kenny by the arms as they led him down the street to the 24 hour fancy coffee shop. The red head woman was tapping on her palm pilot a bit before taking some selfies of all four of them. Kenny smiled like an idiot till they arrived at the coffee place, where they talked for a few hours as he was sobering up and eating desserts with his fancy coffees. Kenny was oblivious that the three women were buying his coffee and snacks since he was still in a stupor. Before he knew it they finished up and led him back to the same hotel and into another room that was next door to the one he left earlier. He was feeling a sense of Deja Vu but every time he was about to figure something out one of the women distracted him with a question or an alcoholic drink. The red head woman once again tapped on her palm pilot and took more selfies of them and each other acting silly

Kenny was confused as they were eventually naked and seducing him. He was about to question everything but his mind was clearly changed as they three women smothered him with lots of affection and love. Kenny was once again on cloud nine and loving life as his libido was being drained once again. After several hours the three women managed to drain Kenny dry. They were also tired and needed to rest as the red head tapped a message to her boss that they had Kenny secured and the next team needed to keep watch. Poor Kenny had no clue all the women he was sleeping with were provided by the media team. Oddly enough they were not against the idea and it wasn't hard to find volunteers to sleep with Kenny especially when they also get paid. It was their job to keep the Joker happy and out of trouble so the media team could continue to promote their media monkey.

That night Kenny had an odd dream that he was indeed a media monkey and being treated like on for an ad.

He was doing his best but he found it annoying to have bananas thrown at him. Eventually he stirred awake again and saw he was buried under several women and was to weak to move. So he went back to sleep and his mind wandered once again to the taste of desserts and hot women. This made for a wild dream as he was floating on cloud nine again.

Kenny was content with his happy dream that night.

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