one bacon double cheeseburgewr, with extra cheese

"Well, let's go find Tara" said Jay, and they all
walked/hobbled/staggered down the promenade, with the entire crowd
glaring at them, until they realised they could resume looting.
-meanwhile back in his office -
the duty ensign at the moemnt was getting worried. Noy only was the
small pervy one raoming about the ship...and no-body knew where..but
Phil had order yet another Bacon double cheeseruber with extra cheese
delivered to his office...
"..sir your BDC is here..." she said opeing the door
Phil wasnt there..looking around he wasnt even in his "special" room
(eg toilet)
**300 years in future **
Phil, burger in hand had been abducted again by The Archivers,
recorders of Phil's and JMC life.
"Greating oh great one.."
"WTF is is this time?" You buggeres keep doing this
"We are sorry or temporal overload..but we belive you arer in need of
our help.."
"i am?"
"Yes we refer to the recent incedent involving your homeworld going
boom" said another.
"oh..that..What you need to abduct me for."
"The Chrl'er..the writer of the prophercies? he is in great danger.."
"No shit!"
"indeed..he must be protected at all cost.."
"Thats it?"
"WEll yes..."
"So you abducted me across 300 years just to tell me soemthig i
allready know and leaving the ship WITH Jay on in the hands of a midget?"
They shuddered and made warding signs
"yes. We will now send you back..although our guidance system is a bit
off..so yopu may not arrive back where we tok you from.."
"You bastar...*
*foom*
<<tag ..now where would Phil end up>>